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# Data provided courtesy of the Garden of Earthly Delights
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# Food Fullness Level Req quality Adv Musc Myst Moxie
3vi1 pr0n m4nic0tti 4 3 awesome 11-16 0 0 60-63 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
a dance upon the palate 1 1 crappy 2-4 2-20 2-20 2-20
abominable snowcone 2 1 decent 2-5 5-15 5-15 5-15
ancient frozen dinner 4 1 decent 4-8 0 8-10 0
ancient serpent roll 3 1 9-14 0 8-16 20-30 45/55 Fishy
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3 1 decent 3-6 15-20 15-20 15-20
angel-food cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
angst burger 5 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 +10 PVP fights
antique packet of ketchup 1 1 crappy 1 1-2 0 1-3 lose 3 HP
as jus gezund heit 4 1 4-6 0 0 0
asparagus lo mein 3 6 awesome 9-16 11-14 14-16 0
asparagus stir-fry 1 3 good 1-5 3-5 2-5 0
astral hot dog 3 1 6 48-60 48-60 48-60
babycakes 2 1 crappy 2 0 0 0
badass pie 2 4 awesome 8-10 10-20 10-20 10-20 20 Pie in the Sky (+2 mus/mys/mox exp)
bag of gorf 1 3 decent 2 0 0 0 3 Long Live GORF
bag of gorp 2 1 decent 4 20-30 20-30 20-30
bag of qwop 1 6 EPIC 5 0 0 0 10 QWOPped Up (-100% Init, Always Fumble)
balaclava baklava 2 1 decent 2-3 4-6 4-6 4-6
ballroom blintz 3 1 decent 3-8 0 0 10-12
banana 1 1 crappy 1 1 1 1 banana peel
banana cream pie 3 7 good 6-12 1-100 1-100 1-100
banana milkshake 2 8 awesome 4-10 30-90 40-135 10-100
banana-frosted king cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0 brown plastic baby
bash-Ōs cereal 3 1 crappy 3 0 3-5 0 Bash-Ōs boxtop
bat haggis 2 2 decent 2-7 0 10-12 0
bat wing chow mein 5 7 awesome 21-28 0 70-75 0
bat wing kabob 2 1 decent 2-5 0 7-8 0
bat wing stir-fry 3 4 awesome 6-14 0 27-45 0
bat-shaped crimboween cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Bells in the Batfry (+10% mox)
bean burrito 3 1 decent 3-8 10-14 0 0
beautiful soup 2 5 good 4-8 34-49 0 0
beefy fish meat 1 1 good 2-3 4-8 0 0 5/15 Fishy
beefy maki 3 1 7-12 8-16 0 0 45/55 Fishy
beefy nigiri 2 1 4-8 8-16 0 0 20/30 Fishy
beer basted brat 3 11 awesome 13-16 31-40 31-40 31-40
bell-shaped crimbo cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Fury of the Bells (+10% mus)
berries of suffering 2 2 good 5-6 11-18 0 0
better than cuddling cake 3 1 decent 4 0 0 0
big merv's protein shakes 5 1 EPIC 60-80 220-400 0 0
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 3 1 crappy 3 20 20 20
bishop cookie 1 13 EPIC 4-6 0 45-50 0 30 Mitre Cut (+100..200% mys)
black forest cake 3 7 good 6-8 0 25-50 0 5 Sugar Rush
black forest ham 3 7 good 8-9 25-45 0 0
black pudding 3 7 decent 5-7 10-12 10-12 9-12
blackberry 1 2 good 2-3 2-4 2-4 2-4
blob-shaped crimbo cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Amorphous Cheer (+50% all)
blue velvet cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
blueberry-frosted king cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0 blue plastic baby
blunt cat claw 1 4 awesome 3-5 45-75 0 0 30 Feline Ferocity (+100% weapon dmg)
bone meal 2 6 awesome 7-9 12-20 12-20 12-20
boring spaghetti 3 3 good 6-9 6-8 6-8 6-8
boris's key lime pie 4 6 awesome 14-16 28-33 0 0 Boris's key
boss brain 1 1 EPIC 6 9-12 9-12 9-12
bouillabaise coucher avec moi 5 1 5-9 0 0 0
bowl of bounty-os 3 4 awesome 12-15 16-24 16-24 16-24 20 Broken Fast (+30% item drop)
bowl of cottage cheese 2 1 crappy 2 0 0 0
bowl of fishysoisse 6 8 awesome 27-29 48-74 67-70 52-70
bowl of lucky charms 1 1 crappy 1 0 6-9 0 50% chance of leprechaun hatchling
bowl of oriole's nest soup 3 1 decent 3-9 0 0 0
bowl of rye sprouts 1 2 crappy 1 10-15 0 0
bowl of unidentifiable goo 5 1 9-16 9-10 9-10 9-10
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1 10 good 2-4 15-30 15-30 0 lose 5-8 HP
brains casserole 5 1 decent 6-14 0 8-10 0
brimstone chicken sandwich 3 1 decent 4-6 -15-20 0 15-20
brown sugar cane 2 7 awesome 6-7 1-5 1-5 5-20 3 Sugar Rush
brussels sprout stir-fry 3 1 decent 4 0 0 0 10 Healthy, Elfy, and Wise
bucket of honey 1 4 good 3 0 0 0 50 Sugar Rush
bunch of square grapes 2 7 awesome 6-7 1-5 5-20 1-5
c.h.u.m. chum 3 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 20 Majorly Poisoned
cactus fruit 2 7 awesome 6-7 6-20 1-5 1-5 lose 8-10 HP
can of franks 'n' beans 3 1 good 8-10 20-40 20-40 20-40 50 Crimbo Nostalgia (+5 exp)
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3 6 awesome 9-17 0 0 71-74
candied yams 3 5 awesome 7-14 0 72-75 0
candy cane 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20
candy cane pizza 4 1 6-11 0 0 0 10 Sugar Rush
candy cane surprise 3 5 3-6 0 0 0
candy kneecapping stick 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20 5 Sugar Rush
candy stake 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20
carob brownies 2 1 decent 2-5 0 17-19 0
carob chunk cookies 2 1 decent 2-5 0 6-9 0
carob chunk noodles 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 0
carob chunks 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
carrot, cabbage, and kale pizza 4 1 decent 7-9 0 0 0 20 Healthy, Elfy, and Wise
catgut taco 2 1 decent 2-5 11-33 0 0
catsup 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
caviar carbonara 3 1 7-11 0 0 0
centipede eggs 2 7 awesome 6-7 8-10 8-10 6-10 10 Somewhat Poisoned
chaos popcorn 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
cheezburger 3 1 awesome 11-13 5-12 5-12 5-12 50 Yes, Can Haz
cherry 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
cherry pie 3 4 good 6-12 0 8-10 0
children's meal of the damned 0 1 crappy 0 0 0 0
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2 5 awesome 7-10 25-40 25-40 25-40
chocolate-frosted king cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0 red plastic baby
chorizo brownies 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 0
chorizo taco 1 1 decent 2 3-5 0 0
circular crimbcookie 2 1 awesome 8-10 0 0 0 10 Mystic Circle (+10% mys)
club sandwich 3 5 awesome 9-10 18-24 0 0
cob of corn 1 2 crappy 1 0 10-15 0
cocktail onion 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
cocoa eggshell fragment 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
cold hi mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 71-75 30-35 15-20 5 Cold Breath (combat skill)
congratulatory cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
cool cat claw 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 0 45-75 30 Feline Ferocity (+100% weapon dmg)
cool jelly donut 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 0 40-60 30 Filled With Magic (+100% spell dmg)
cool mushroom 2 1 decent 2-3 0 12-15 0
cool mushroom casserole 4 1 decent 4-12 0 35-40 0
corned-beef Reuben 3 9 awesome 12-13 28-34 0 0
cranberries 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
crappy brain 1 1 crappy 1 1 1 1
crazy little turkish delight 1 2 decent 1-3 0 30-40 0
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 35-40 lose 3 HP
creamsicle 1 3 good 1-4 8-10 8-10 8-10
crepes a la lune 2 3 awesome 9-10 10-20 10-20 15-20
crimbco deluxe reconstituted gruel with simulated raisins 5 1 12-13 0 0 0 lose 30% boredom
crimbco reconstituted gruel 3 1 4-5 0 0 0 lose 10% boredom
crimbcoids mints 1 1 good 3 10-20 10-20 10-20
crimbcoloaf 3 1 decent 4-5 15-20 15-20 15-20
crimbo pie 3 7 awesome 8-14 25-45 0 0
cupcake-in-a-cup 2 7 awesome 4-9 5-10 15-20 5-10 10 Cake Caked (+50% mys)
cursed black pearl onion 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
cursed sea biscuit 3 3 good 6-11 0 0 0 10 Curse Magnet
dead lights pie 2 2 awesome 7-9 5-10 20-40 5-10
decent brain 1 1 decent 2 3-5 3-5 3-5
dehydrated caviar 1 2 decent 2 0 0 15
delicious noodles 3 3 good 6-9 0 0 9-25
delicious salad 3 1 decent 3-5 0 0 0 25% chance of tattoo
delicious spicy noodles 3 5 awesome 7-15 0 29-33 0
desiccated apricot 1 2 decent 2 15-17 0 0
devil's-food cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
digital key lime pie 4 6 awesome 14-16 10-22 10-22 10-22 8-10 white pixels
dire fudgesicle 2 1 decent 2-4 0 8-10 0 lose 2 HP
disc-shaped nutrition unit 4 5 6-9 0 0 0
double bacon beelzeburger 3 1 decent 4-6 15-20 -15-20 0
dragon snaps 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 5-10 5 Oh Snap (+10 mox exp)
dwarf bread 3 1 crappy 3-4 0 0 0 lose 10-13 HP
electric ancient serpent roll 3 1 12-17 0 8-16 20-30 45/55 Fishy
electric beefy maki 3 1 10-15 8-16 0 0 45/55 Fishy
electric eleven oceans roll 3 1 12-17 20-30 20-30 28-46 45/55 Fishy
electric giant dragon roll 3 1 12-17 28-46 0 0 45/55 Fishy
electric glistening maki 3 1 10-15 0 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy
electric jack lalanne roll 3 1 12-17 28-46 20-30 20-30 45/55 Fishy
electric musclebound rabbit roll 3 1 12-17 8-16 20-30 0 45/55 Fishy
electric python roll 3 1 12-17 8-16 0 20-30 45/55 Fishy
electric slick maki 3 1 10-15 0 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy
electric slippery snake roll 3 1 12-17 0 0 28-46 45/55 Fishy
electric sneaky rabbit roll 3 1 12-17 0 20-30 8-16 45/55 Fishy
electric tricky dragon roll 3 1 12-17 20-30 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy
electric white rabbit roll 3 1 12-17 0 28-46 0 45/55 Fishy
electric wise dragon roll 3 1 12-17 20-30 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy
electric wizened master roll 3 1 12-17 20-30 28-46 20-30 45/55 Fishy
eleven oceans roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 20-30 28-46 45/55 Fishy
elfin shortbread 3 2 decent 3-9 4-6 4-6 4-6
elven limbos gingerbread 3 5 good 5-8 22-40 22-40 22-40 20 Yuletide Industry (+50% all)
elven hardtack 3 4 good 5-8 20-30 20-30 20-30
enchanted bean burrito 3 2 decent 3-9 0 14-16 0
ent cider 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 30-45 70-80 MP
escargotsicle 2 2 good 4-7 0 0 12-18 10 Extremely Poor Taste (+10 ML)
evil boring spaghetti 3 3 good 6-11 1-15 1-15 1-15 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
evil delicious noodles 3 3 good 6-11 0 0 1-45 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
evil delicious spicy noodles 3 5 awesome 7-15 0 1-66 0 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
evil painful penne pasta 3 3 awesome 7-13 30-40 0 0 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
evil ravioli della hippy 3 3 good 7-11 0 1-45 0 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
evil spicy noodles 3 4 awesome 7-12 1-8 1-8 1-8 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML)
expired can of franks 'n' beans 3 1 awesome 7-10 20-40 20-40 20-40 30 Crimbo Nostalgia (+5 exp)
extra-greasy slider 5 13 EPIC 31-34 80-100 80-100 80-100 -5 spleen
fancy beef jerky 4 9 EPIC 19-22 0 48-58 0
fancy canapés 2 5 awesome 7-10 25-40 25-40 25-40 French slippers (1 time)
fdkol hotcakes 6 1 awesome 23-27 0 0 0 50 Hotcaked
festive sausage 3 1 good 8-10 10-20 10-20 10-20 Sausage Festive (5-10 MP regen)
fettucini inconnu 6 6 awesome 21-29 0 0 47-52
fettucini épines Inconnu 3 1 decent 0 0 0 0 +3 PvP Fights
fiery wing 1 1 good 0 0 0 0 Hot Damage
fishy fish 2 8 good 3-9 0 0 26-33
fishy fish casserole 3 9 awesome 8-15 0 0 38-44
fishy fish lasagna 3 10 awesome 12-16 0 0 46-55
flaming mushroom 3 2 decent 3-9 3-5 0 0 lose 3 HP
flower petal pie 3 2 crappy 0 0 0 0 +1 PvP fight, 3 Flower Power (+20% all)
foie gras 1 2 decent 1-3 0 0 0 1 Beaten Up
forbidden danish 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 45-75 0 30 Danish Cunning (+25% pickpocket)
forbidden sausage 2 6 awesome 8 40 40 40 Hot Damage
fortune cookie 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 semi-rare numbers
frat brats 1 10 good 2-4 0 0 22-30
fricasseed brains 3 1 decent 3-5 0 4-5 0
frozen banquet 6 15 EPIC 42-48 100-289 100-289 100-289
frozen danish 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 0 45-75 30 Danish Cunning (+25% pickpocket)
frozen mushroom 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 0 lose 3 HP
fruitcake 3 1 decent 3-6 17-23 17-23 17-23
fudge bunny 10 8 EPIC 60-66 50-90 50-90 50-90
fudgesicle 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0 30 Fudge Headache (+75% Fudge Finding)
genalen™ bottle 1 10 good 2-4 15-30 15-30 0 useless powder
ghost cucumber 2 2 decent 2-6 5-15 5-15 5-15
ghuol egg 1 1 crappy 1 -3 0 0
ghuol egg quiche 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 0
ghuol guolash 3 1 decent 3-6 -11-19 -11-19 -11-19
ghuol-ear kabob 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 0
giant dragon roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 0 0 45/55 Fishy
giant green gummi bear 4 4 good 9-10 0 80-150 0 40 Gummibrain
giant marshmallow 4 3 decent 7-9 10-20 0 0
giant red gummi bear 4 4 good 9-10 80-150 0 0 40 Gummiheart
giant yellow gummi bear 4 4 good 9-10 0 0 80-150 40 Gummiskin
gingerborg hive 5 5 10-15 0 0 0
gingerbread bugbear 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20
gingerbread horror 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20
gingerbread massacre 3 1 3-6 5-6 5-6 5-6 10 Sugar Rush
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1 1 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20 10 Festive Radiation (+5% all)
gingerbread stir-fry 3 1 3-7 0 0 0 10 Sugar Rush
glass of baboon milk 1 2 decent 2 3-5 0 0
glass of goat's milk 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
glistening fish meat 1 1 good 2-3 0 4-8 0 5/15 Fishy
glistening maki 3 1 7-12 0 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy
glistening nigiri 2 1 4-8 0 8-16 0 20/30 Fishy
glowing fungus 3 1 good 6-7 0 3-5 0 8-10 MP
gnat lasagna 3 10 awesome 12-16 45-54 0 0
gnatloaf 2 8 good 3-9 25-50 0 0
gnatloaf casserole 3 9 awesome 8-15 23-37 0 0
gnocchetti di nietzsche 6 6 awesome 21-29 0 47-52 0
goat cheese 2 1 crappy 2-3 0 0 0
goat cheese pizza 3 2 good 3-10 0 0 15-18
goat cheese taco 2 1 decent 2-5 0 11-33 0
good brain 1 1 good 3 5-7 5-7 5-7
gr8ps 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
grapefruit 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
grapes 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
green drunki-bear 4 6 EPIC 22-26 0 200-240 0 4 Inebriety 80 Gummibrain
green hamhock 3 12 EPIC 21 0 0 0 50 Just the Best Anapests
grimdrop chow mein 4 5 6-11 0 0 0
grimgerbread house 5 5 10-15 0 0 0
grue egg omelette 4 9 EPIC 21-27 35-45 35-45 35-45
gumdrop chow mein 5 1 9-17 0 0 0 10 Sugar Rush
gunpowder burrito 2 1 good 0 0 0 0 +3 PvP Fights
halibut alfredo 4 1 10-15 0 0 0
handful of nuts and berries 1 12 awesome 3-4 0 50-60 0
handful of walnuts 1 10 good 2-4 0 0 20-30
happy birthday, claude! cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
hell broth 4 3 good 7-15 -5-9 0 -5-9
hell ramen 6 6 awesome 22-29 23-28 23-28 23-28 20-29 meat
herb brownies 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 8-9 5 Confused (-30% mys)
herbal stuffing 4 7 awesome 15-21 0 0 70-75
hippy herbal tea 1 1 decent 2 0 4-7 0 5 Sleepy (-30% mus)
holiday cheese log 3 1 good 8-10 10-20 10-20 10-20 Stands Alone (+10 Stench dmg)
honey-dew 2 2 good 4-7 13-15 0 0 10 Mmmmmelon (+30% item drop)
hot buttered roll 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
hot date 2 7 good 4-5 0 0 20-30
hot hi mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 71-75 15-20 30-35 5 Hot Breath (combat skill)
hot wing 1 1 crappy 1 0 2-5 0
humpty dumplings 4 5 awesome 13-16 0 70-77 0
hunter brain 1 1 EPIC 6 9-12 9-12 9-12
igloo pie 2 2 awesome 7-9 15-20 15-20 5-10
insanely spicy bean burrito 3 4 awesome 7-14 27-32 0 0
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 3 5 awesome 8-15 0 28-32 0 Chronic Indigestion skill
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 3 4 awesome 7-14 0 0 33
irradiated candy cane 1 1 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20 10 Festive Radiation (+5% all)
it came from beyond dessert 4 1 6-12 7-8 7-8 7-8 10 Sugar Rush
jack lalanne roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 20-30 20-30 45/55 Fishy
jarlsberg's key lime pie 4 6 awesome 14-16 0 28-33 0 Jarlsberg's key
jawbruiser 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20 5 Sugar Rush, lose 35-45 HP
jerky coins 1 1 EPIC 5-6 5-6 5-6 5-6
jumbo dr. lucifer 1 1 good 2-3 0 0 0 converts all HP to 9-10x MP
jumbo olive 1 2 decent 2 0 0 2-5
jumping bean burrito 3 1 decent 3-8 0 0 11-14
jumping bean taco 1 1 decent 2 0 0 4-20
juniper berries 1 2 crappy 1 0 0 10-15
ketchup 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
king cookie 1 13 EPIC 4-6 15-30 15-30 15-30 30 The Royal We (+25..50 exp)
kiwi 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
knight cookie 1 13 EPIC 4-6 0 0 45-50 30 Knightlife (+100..200% mox)
knob jelly donut 1 1 good 3 3-5 3-5 3-5
knob ka-bobs 1 10 good 2-4 0 20-30 0
knob lo mein 4 6 awesome 14-20 0 31-34 0
knob mushroom 2 1 crappy 2-3 0 0 0
knob nuts 1 4 good 3 1-4 1-4 1-4
knob pasty 1 1 EPIC 5-6 5-6 5-6 5-6
knob sausage 2 1 crappy 2-3 0 0 0
knob sausage chow mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 72-76 0 0
knob sausage stir-fry 3 4 awesome 7-14 25-28 0 0
knob shroomkabob 2 1 decent 2-5 0 6-11 0
knob stir-fry 2 3 good 2-10 0 12-18 0
knoll lo mein 4 6 awesome 14-21 30-34 0 0
knoll mushroom 2 1 crappy 1-3 0 0 0
knoll shroomkabob 2 1 decent 2-5 6-11 0 0
knoll stir-fry 2 3 good 2-10 14-18 0 0
knuckle sandwich 3 5 good 7-10 22-40 22-40 22-40 20 Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (+100% weapon dmg)
kumquat 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
laser-broiled pear 1 1 awesome 3-4 8-10 8-10 8-10
lemon 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
lemon meringue pie 3 2 decent 3-9 8-10 0 0
lemon popsicle 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
licorice garrote 1 4 good 1-5 10-20 10-20 10-20 5 Sugar Rush
lihc eye pie 4 2 decent 5-12 0 11-12 0 5 Eye of the Lihc (+1 spooky res)
lime 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
liver and let pie 2 1 good 5-7 5-10 5-10 5-10
liver popsicle 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
lobster qua grill 2 5 good 4-8 0 0 46-49
long pork casserole 3 9 awesome 8-15 0 37-51 0
long pork chop sandwiches 2 8 good 3-9 0 25-35 0
long pork lasagna 3 10 awesome 12-16 0 46-55 0
lord of the flies-sized fries 3 1 decent 4-6 0 15-20 -15-20
lucky surprise egg 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 series 1 tiny plastic
magical ancient serpent roll 3 1 9-14 0 8-16 20-30 50/60 Fishy
magical beefy maki 3 1 7-12 8-16 0 0 50/60 Fishy
magical eleven oceans roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 20-30 28-46 50/60 Fishy
magical giant dragon roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 0 0 50/60 Fishy
magical glistening maki 3 1 7-12 0 8-16 0 50/60 Fishy
magical jack lalanne roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 20-30 20-30 50/60 Fishy
magical musclebound rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 20-30 0 50/60 Fishy
magical python roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 0 20-30 50/60 Fishy
magical slick maki 3 1 7-12 0 0 8-16 50/60 Fishy
magical slippery snake roll 3 1 9-14 0 0 28-46 50/60 Fishy
magical sneaky rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 20-30 8-16 50/60 Fishy
magical tricky dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 0 8-16 50/60 Fishy
magical white rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 28-46 0 50/60 Fishy
magical wise dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 8-16 0 50/60 Fishy
magical wizened master roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 28-46 20-30 50/60 Fishy
manetwich 2 4 good 3-9 14-30 0 5-18
maple syrup 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 20-30 HP
menudo 2 2 decent 2-7 14-18 0 0
mind flayer corpse 5 1 crappy 5 0 21-25 0
mixed wildflower greens 1 10 good 2-4 25-30 0 0
mole molé 3 4 good 7-8 10-14 10-14 10-14
moon pie 5 5 EPIC 28-32 20-30 20-30 20-30
mugcake 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
musclebound rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 20-30 0 45/55 Fishy
mushroom pizza 3 2 good 3-10 0 15-18 0
nailswurst 2 1 crappy 0 0 0 0 1 PvP Fight
nanite-infested candy cane 1 4 good 1-5 11-20 11-20 11-20 20 Chock Full o' Nanites (+10 HP/MP regen, +20 dmg)
nanite-infested fruitcake 3 1 decent 3-6 15-20 15-20 15-20 20 Chock Full o' Nanites (+10 HP/MP regen, +20 dmg)
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1 4 good 1-5 21-40 21-40 21-40 20 Chock Full o' Nanites (+10 HP/MP regen, +20 dmg)
natto pocky 3 1 good 6-8 6-8 8-8 6-8 30 Ninja, Please (+15% critical, +15% critical spell)
new and improved crimbco reconstituted gruel 4 1 7-8 0 0 0 lose 20% boredom
nutty organic salad 3 11 awesome 12-15 0 31-40 0
occult jelly donut 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 40-60 0 30 Filled With Magic (+100% spell dmg)
olive 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
olive lo mein 3 6 awesome 9-16 10-14 0 10-14
olive stir-fry 1 3 good 1-5 3-5 0 2-4
orange 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
orange popsicle 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
overcookie 1 3 decent 2 3-5 3-5 3-5
packet of beer nuts 1 2 crappy 1 0 0 0 1 Salty Mouth
packet of tofurkey gravy 2 1 good 2-8 31-34 0 0
painful penne pasta 3 3 good 7-9 17-20 0 0 lose 20-23 HP
papaya 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
papaya taco 1 1 decent 2 8-12 0 8-12
pawn cookie 1 1 crappy 1-3 0 0 0 30 Pwnd (+1..10 all stats)
pb&bp 3 1 decent 6-8 9-12 0 0
p.b.l.t. 3 4 decent 6-8 18-25 0 0
peach 1 4 good 3 0 0 15-20
peach pie 3 7 awesome 8-14 0 0 25-45
pear 1 4 good 3 0 15-20 0
pear tart 3 7 awesome 8-14 0 25-45 0
peche a la frog 3 1 3-4 0 0 0
penguin focaccia bread 7 1 good 18-24 21-38 21-38 21-38
peppermint patty 2 2 EPIC 9-12 10-20 10-20 10-20
personalized birthday cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
philosopher's scone 2 4 good 4-5 8-10 8-10 8-10
phish stick 1 1 awesome 4-5 20-55 20-55 20-55
piece of wedding cake 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 0
piping organ pie 2 2 awesome 7-9 20-40 5-10 5-10
plain pizza 2 1 decent 2-4 0 0 0
plum 1 4 good 3 15-20 0 0
pointy mushroom 2 1 decent 2-3 0 0 12-14 lose 1 HP
poisonous caviar 3 5 good 8 0 0 0 50 Majorly Poisoned
popcorn 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
poutine 2 1 decent 2-3 2-3 2-3 2-3
powdered donut 1 1 crappy 1 0 5-10 0 5 Powdered (+10 mys exp)
pr0n chow mein 4 7 awesome 16-23 20-26 0 20-26
pr0n cocktail 2 1 decent 2-5 8-12 8-12 8-12
pr0n m4nic0tti 4 3 good 8-14 0 0 28-30
pr0n stir-fry 2 4 awesome 3-11 7-12 0 8-12
pr0n taco 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 11-33
protein paste 2 7 good 4-8 38-60 0 0 10 Pasty (+50% mus)
pumpkin pie 3 2 EPIC 16-18 12-24 12-24 12-24
purple pixel pie 3 1 decent 3-6 12-18 12-18 12-18
python roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 0 20-30 45/55 Fishy
quantum taco 0 1 0 0 0 0 random food
queen cookie 1 13 EPIC 4-6 20-40 20-40 20-40 30 Towering Strength, Mitre Cut, Knightlife, The Royal We
questionable taco 3 1 decent 4-5 0 0 0 lovecat tail
radio button candy 1 8 EPIC 2-9 30-50 33-49 30-50
raisin 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
raspberry 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
rat appendix chow mein 5 7 awesome 21-28 0 0 70-75
rat appendix kabob 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 6-9
rat appendix stir-fry 3 4 awesome 7-14 0 0 27-45
rat scrapple 2 2 decent 2-7 0 0 10-12
ravioli della hippy 3 3 good 4-12 0 19-23 0
red drunki-bear 4 6 EPIC 22-26 200-240 0 0 4 Inebriety 80 Gummiheart
red herring velvet cake 5 1 14-19 0 0 0
retenez l'herbe paté 3 13 EPIC 13-20 40-50 40-50 40-50
ridiculous sandwich 3 1 awesome 11 10-12 10-12 10-12
roasted marshmallow 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 3 Mallowed Out (+all)
rocky road ice cream 2 7 awesome 7-10 12-14 12-14 12-14 40 A Contender (+200% all)
rook cookie 1 13 EPIC 4-6 45-50 0 0 30 Towering Strength (+100..200% mus)
royal jelly 1 1 crappy 1 10-15 0 0
royal jelly taco 1 1 decent 2 4-20 0 0
s.t.l.t. 4 4 awesome 10-15 10-30 10-30 13-27
salty ancient serpent roll 3 1 9-14 0 8-16 20-30 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty beefy maki 3 1 7-12 8-16 0 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty eleven oceans roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 20-30 28-46 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty giant dragon roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 0 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty glistening maki 3 1 7-12 0 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty jack lalanne roll 3 1 9-14 28-46 20-30 20-30 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty musclebound rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 20-30 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty python roll 3 1 9-14 8-16 0 20-30 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty slick maki 3 1 7-12 0 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty slippery snake roll 3 1 9-14 0 0 28-46 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty sneaky rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 20-30 8-16 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty tricky dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty white rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 28-46 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty wise dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
salty wizened master roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 28-46 20-30 45/55 Fishy, 10 Salty Dogs
sandwich of the gods 5 13 EPIC 32-38 50-100 50-100 50-100
sausage pizza 3 2 good 3-10 15-18 0 0
sausage wonton 3 12 EPIC 12-18 50-80 20-30 20-30
savoy truffle 2 9 awesome 6-7 15-20 15-20 15-20 lose 10-20 HP
sea avocado 1 2 decent 1-3 0 0 27
sea blueberry 1 2 crappy 1-2 2-4 2-4 2-4
sea broccoli 1 2 crappy 1-2 3-7 3-6 3-7
sea carrot 1 2 decent 1-3 0 26 0
sea cauliflower 1 2 crappy 1-2 3-7 3-7 3-7
sea cucumber 1 2 decent 1-3 29 0 0
sea honeydew 1 2 decent 1-3 0 28 0
sea lychee 1 2 decent 1-3 0 0 37
sea persimmon 1 3 crappy 1-2 5-10 5-10 5-10
sea radish 1 3 decent 1-3 20-30 20-30 20-30
sea tangelo 1 2 decent 1-3 16 0 0
shadowy cat claw 1 4 awesome 3-5 0 45-75 0 30 Feline Ferocity (+100% weapon dmg)
shoo-fish pie 2 3 awesome 8-10 10-30 10-30 10-30 20 Fishy
shoots and leaves 4 1 6-10 7-8 7-8 7-8
shrapnel jelly donut 1 4 awesome 3-5 40-60 0 0 30 Filled With Magic (+100% spell dmg)
single-serving herbal stuffing 4 1 awesome 12-16 0 0 32-35
sizzling weasel on a stick 5 1 EPIC 60-80 0 0 220-400
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 2 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
skeleton quiche 2 3 EPIC 10-12 5-15 5-15 5-15
skewered cat appendix 2 1 decent 2-5 7-17 0 0
skull-shaped crimboween cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Carol of the Bones (+10% mus)
sleazy hi mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 25-28 25-29 71-75 5 Sleazy Breath (combat skill)
slick fish meat 1 1 good 2-3 0 0 4-8 5/15 Fishy
slick maki 3 1 7-12 0 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy
slick nigiri 2 1 4-8 0 0 8-16 20/30 Fishy
slimy sweetbreads 1 6 good 2-3 0 0 0 20 Grimace (+25 ML, slime res)
slippery snake roll 3 1 9-14 0 0 28-46 45/55 Fishy
smashed danish 1 4 awesome 3-5 45-75 0 0 30 Danish Cunning (+25% pickpocket)
sneaky pete's key lime pie 4 6 awesome 14-16 0 0 28-33 Sneaky Pete's key
sneaky rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 20-30 8-16 45/55 Fishy
soylent red and green 3 5 4-5 0 0 0
space jam toast 1 1 decent 1-3 0 50 0
spaghetti con calaveras 6 6 awesome 21-29 47-52 0 0 10 Eso Sí Que Es
spaghetti with moonballs 3 2 good 8-10 10-20 0 20-30
spaghetti with skullheads 6 6 awesome 21-29 47-52 0 0
spam witch sammich 2 1 decent 2-3 0 4-6 0
spectral pickle 4 8 EPIC 20-26 25-34 25-34 25-34
spicy bean burrito 3 3 good 5-12 20-24 0 0
spicy enchanted bean burrito 3 4 good 6-12 0 22-28 0
spicy jumping bean burrito 3 3 good 5-12 0 0 22-28
spicy mushroom quesadilla 3 1 decent 3-8 35-40 0 0
spicy noodles 3 4 good 6-12 0 0 0
sponge cake 2 3 decent 3-5 0 0 5-10
spooky hi mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 15-20 71-75 30-35 5 Spooky Breath (combat skill)
spooky lo mein 4 6 awesome 14-22 0 0 33-34
spooky mushroom 2 1 crappy 2-3 0 0 0
spooky shroomkabob 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 6-11
spooky stir-fry 2 3 good 2-10 0 0 14-18
spooky surprise egg 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0 series 2 tiny plastic
square crimbcookie 2 1 awesome 8-10 0 0 0 10 Square to be Hip (+10% mox)
squirmy violent party snack 1 1 good 2-4 2-20 2-20 2-20 10 Broken Dancing (Legendary Beat quest)
stale baguette 3 1 decent 3-6 0 0 0 lose 3 HP
stalk of asparagus 1 1 crappy 1 0 1-3 0
star key lime pie 4 6 awesome 14-16 20-24 20-24 20-24 2-4 lines, 2-4 stars
steel lasagna 5 5 00 0 0 0 Stomach of Steel skill
stinky hi mein 5 7 awesome 21-29 30-35 71-75 15-20 5 Stinky Breath (combat skill)
stinky mushroom 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 3-5 lose 3 HP
stomach turnover 2 2 awesome 7-9 5-10 15-20 15-20
strawberry 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
strawberry pie 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 8-10
strawberry popsicle 1 1 decent 2 0 0 0
stuffed spooky mushroom 3 1 decent 3-9 0 0 0
stunt nuts 2 1 decent 2-3 8-10 0 0
suddenly salad! 5 1 EPIC 60-80 0 220-400 0
sun-dried tofu 2 3 crappy 2-4 0 0 0 gain Deadened Palate or lose Oversaturated Palate
super ka-bob 3 11 awesome 12-15 30-38 0 0
super salad 3 11 awesome 13-16 30-50 32-40 31-40
t8r tots 1 1 crappy 1-2 0 0 0
tangerine 1 2 decent 2 0 0 0
tasty tart 1 1 EPIC 5-6 5-6 5-6 5-6
tempura avocado 1 5 EPIC 5-7 0 0 50
tempura broccoli 1 6 awesome 3-6 5 5 5 20 Down with Chow (+10 lbs)
tempura carrot 1 5 EPIC 5-7 0 50 0
tempura cauliflower 1 6 awesome 2-5 5 5 5 20 Low on the Hog (+100% meat)
tempura cucumber 1 5 EPIC 5-7 50 0 0
tempura radish 1 7 EPIC 5-7 63 66 63
three-tiered wedding cake 35 1 crappy 34-39 0 0 0
throbbing organ pie 2 2 awesome 7-9 5-10 5-10 20-40
thyme jelly donut 1 4 awesome 3-5 15-30 15-30 15-30 +5 turns of a current effect
tiger-lily's milk 1 1 crappy 1 5-10 0 0 5 Grrrrrrreat! (+10 mus exp)
tin cup of mulligan stew 2 15 EPIC 14-20 308-760 308-760 308-760
tin rations 3 1 good 8-10 3-5 3-5 3-5
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1 1 good 2 0 0 0
toast 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
toast with jam 1 3 decent 1-3 1-2 1-2 1-2 5 Jammin'
toasted brie 2 3 good 4-5 0 10-15 0 20 Refined Palate (+20% adv from wines)
tobiko pocky 3 1 good 6-8 6-8 8-8 6-8 30 Pisces in the Skyces (+150% spell dmg)
toe jam toast 1 1 decent 1-3 0 0 50
tofu casserole 3 1 decent 3-8 0 0 0
tofu chow mein 3 7 awesome 11-19 18-22 20-25 0
tofu stir-fry 1 4 good 1-5 4-5 4-6 0
tofu taco 1 1 decent 2 0 4-20 0
tofu wonton 3 12 awesome 11-18 20-30 50-80 20-30
tofurkey gravy 2 5 awesome 3-10 72-75 0 0
tofurkey leg 3 5 awesome 7-14 70-74 0 0
tofurkey nugget 3 1 good 4-11 30-33 0 0
tomato 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
tombstone-shaped crimboween cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Crimbo Epiphany (+10% mys)
traffic jam toast 1 1 decent 1-3 50 0 0
tree-shaped crimbo cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Yuletide Sappiness (+10% mys)
triangular crimbcookie 2 1 awesome 8-10 0 0 0 10 Triangle, Man (+10% mus)
tricky dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 0 8-16 45/55 Fishy
trollhouse cookies 2 1 decent 2-3 4-6 0 0
tube of cranberry go-goo 3 1 awesome 8-14 0 0 31-34
turnip and rutabaga pie 5 1 good 12-13 0 0 0 30 Healthy, Elfy, and Wise
turtle soup 1 2 good 2-3 9-15 0 0 10 A Little Bit Evil (+2 ML), 10 Souper Vengeful (+3 lbs)
twigs and gravel 3 1 3-6 5-6 5-6 5-6
ultrafondue 3 5 awesome 13-16 15-20 15-20 15-20 30 Fondid (+15 ML)
uncooked chorizo 1 1 crappy 1 -5 0 0
unfortunate dumplings 3 1 crappy 0 0 0 0 20 Really Quite Poisoned
unidentified jerky 2 9 good 4-8 10-15 10-15 10-15
ur-donut 1 1 good 2-3 65-85 65-85 65-85
urinal cake 2 1 crappy 2 0 0 0
valentine's day cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0
vampire cake 5 1 9-16 9-10 9-10 9-10 10 Sugar Rush
vanilla-frosted king cake 3 1 crappy 3 0 0 0 pink plastic baby
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1 2 decent 2 15-20 15-20 15-20
walrus ice cream 2 5 good 4-8 37-38 0 0
warm mushroom 2 1 decent 2-3 12-14 0 0
wasabi pocky 3 1 good 6-8 6-8 8-8 6-8 30 Wasabi With You (+150% weapon dmg)
wedge of gray cheese 2 9 EPIC 7-13 50-69 50-69 50-69
wet stew 6 1 good 12-15 16-19 0 0
white chocolate and tomato pizza 3 2 decent 3-9 0 0 0
white chocolate chip brownies 2 5 awesome 5-8 0 41-58 0
white chocolate chip cookies 2 1 decent 2-5 0 11-13 0
white chocolate chips 1 1 crappy 1 0 0 0
white citadel burger 2 1 crappy 2-8 0 0 0
white citadel fries 2 1 decent 2-5 0 0 0
white rabbit roll 3 1 9-14 0 28-46 0 45/55 Fishy
white rice 1 1 crappy 1 1 1-2 1-2
wild honey pie 2 1 decent 4-6 5-7 5-7 5-7 10 Sugar Rush
wise dragon roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 8-16 0 45/55 Fishy
wizened master roll 3 1 9-14 20-30 28-46 20-30 45/55 Fishy
wreath-shaped crimbo cookie 2 7 awesome 6-12 0 0 0 10/20 Wreathed in Merriment (+10% mox)
yam candy 3 1 good 5-10 0 31-34 0
yellow drunki-bear 4 6 EPIC 22-26 0 0 200-240 4 Inebriety 80 Gummiskin
yellow matter custard 2 6 good 4-8 10-15 10-15 10-15