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# Monster Name	Monster Parameters
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# Original monster data from Kittiwake's Monster Survival Guide:
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# http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewtopic.php?t=39973&start=0
# http://jick-nerfed.us/forums/viewtopic.php?t=218
#
# Last edited by Kittiwake on Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:48 am
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# New monster data from QuantumNightmare at AllianceFromHell:
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# http://alliancefromhell.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1289
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# Prefixes for item drop rates:
# p - pickpocket only (assumed 5% rate).
# n - no pickpocket.
# b - bounty item.
# c - conditional item drop (which implies no pickpocket) - basically a
# reminder that you may need to do something (like talk to Grandpa) to
# make this item eligible to drop.
# f - fixed rate drop, +item modifiers have no effect.
#
# Questionable data:
#
# Baiowulf
# Count Bakula
# Crazy Bastard
# Hockey Elemental
# Hypnotist of Hey Deze
# Infinite Meat Bug
# The Master Of Thieves
# Time Bandit
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# Scaling monsters:
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# Mob Penguin Enforcer
# Mob Penguin Goon
# Mob Penguin Hitpenguin
# Mob Penguin Psychopath
# Mob Penguin Racketeer
#
# Mob Penguin Smasher
# Mob Penguin Smith
# Mob Penguin Supervisor
#
# Mutant Circuit-Soldering Elf
# Mutant Cookie-Baking Elf
# Mutant Doll-Dressing Elf
# Mutant Gift-Wrapping Elf
# Mutant Whistle-Carving Elf
#
# Striking Factory-Worker Elf
# Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf
# Striking Middle-Management Elf
# Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf
# Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf
#
# Flint-Scraping Cave Elf
# Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf
# Rock-Banging Cave Elf
# Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf
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# Bow-making Mummy
# Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
# Gift-wrapping Vampire
# Skeletal Reindeer
# Stocking-stuffing Zombie
# Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
#
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot
# <s>Killer</s> Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot
# Rudolphus of Crimborg
#
# Arc-welding Elfborg
# Decal-applying Elfborg
# Ribbon-cutting Elfborg
# Weapons-assembly Elfborg
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# Deadwood Tree
# Fur Tree
# Hangman's Tree
# Pumpkin Tree
# Toilet-papered Tree
#
# Amateur Elf
# Auteur Elf
# Bolt-Cuttin' Elf
# Edwing Abbidriel
# Monkey Wrenchin' Elf
# Propaganda-Spewin' Elf
# Provocateur Elf
# Raconteur Elf
# Saboteur Elf
# Wire-Crossin' Elf
#
# Black-and-White-Ops Penguin
# Cement Cobbler Penguin
# Mesmerizing Penguin
# Mob Penguin Arsonist
# Mob Penguin Caporegime
# Mob Penguin Demolitionist
# Mob Penguin Goon
# Mob Penguin Kneecapper
# Undercover Penguin
#
# Item and Meat Drop percentage figures from Yiab's statistical data:
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# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Item_Statistics
# http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Parseable_Meat_Statistics
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# Missing data for the following:
#
# One Time monsters:
#
# Conjoined Zmombie
# Gargantulihc
# Giant Skeelton
# Huge Ghuol
#
# Initiative data from the HCO Initiative Guide:
#
# http://forums.hardcoreoxygenation.com/viewtopic.php?t=1795

"Handyman" Jay Android	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 150 P: object	neurostim pill (0)	physiostim pill (0)	sham champagne (0)	essence of kink (c100)
1335 HaXx0r	Atk: 81 Def: 72 HP: 71 Meat: 24-36 P: humanoid	334 scroll (20)	Dyspepsi-Cola (70)	1337 7r0uZ0RZ (15)
7-Foot Dwarf	HP: 40 Def: 47 Atk: 53 Meat: 34-48 P: demihuman	miner's helmet (3)	miner's pants (3)	7-Foot Dwarven mattock (3)
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman	Atk: 57 Def: 51 HP: 50 Meat: 48-72 P: demihuman	miner's helmet (30)	miner's pants (30)	7-Foot Dwarven mattock (30)
7-Foot Dwarf Replicant	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 155 P: object	cyber-mattock (0)	neurostim pill (0)	essence of stench (c100)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Arc-Welding Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Laser-Calibrating Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
<s>Killer</s> Festive Weapons-Assembly Elfbot		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
A.M.C. Gremlin	Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 170 Meat: 40-60 P: demihuman	gremlin juice (3)
Acid Blob	Atk: 58 Def: 52 HP: 70 P: slime	magic whistle (15)
Acoustic Electric Eel	Atk: 400 Def: 360 HP: 500 Meat: 192-288 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	eel battery (c9)	eel sauce (c10)	eel skin (n4)
Actual Orcish Frat Boy	HP: 100 Def: 63 Atk: 45 E: sleaze P: orc	plastic cup of beer (100)	plastic cup of beer (100)
Albino Bat	Atk: 12 Def: 12 HP: 8 Meat: 16-26 P: beast	batgut (10)	bat guano (10)	pink bat eye (b0)
Alert Mariachi	HP: 250 Def: 180 Atk: 200 P: humanoid	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Alphabet Giant	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 P: demihuman	heavy D (40)	original G (40)
Amateur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Amateur Ninja	Atk: 4 Def: 5 HP: 5 Meat: 16-24 P: humanoid	bargain flash powder (20)	cheap plastic blowgun (10)	third-hand nunchaku (10)
Ancient Guardian Statue	Atk: 50 Def: 54 HP: 80 P: object	ancient stone fist (0)	ancient stone head (0)
Ancient Insane Monk	Atk: 4 Def: 3 HP: 6 P: humanoid	Bash-&#332;s cereal (15)	bottle of sake (25)	haiku challenge map (c0)	little round pebble (p55)
Ancient Protector Spirit	HP: 85 Def: 142 Atk: 158 Phys: 100 P: undead	obsidian dagger (c100)	mossy stone sphere (c100)	rough stone sphere (c100)	smooth stone sphere (c100)	cracked stone sphere (c100)
Ancient Temple Guardian	HP: 100 Def: 72 Atk: 70 P: object	ancient stone fist (0)	ancient stone head (0)
Anemone Combatant	HP: 600 Def: 585 Atk: 400 Meat: 80-120 "Majorly Poisoned" P: fish	anemone nematocyst (n25)
Anglerbush	Atk: 7 Def: 8 HP: 10 P: plant	meat stack (35)
Angry Bugbear	Atk: 15 Def: 14 HP: 12 P: beast
Angry Pi&ntilde;ata	Atk: 22 Def: 19 HP: 20 P: object	pile of candy (100)
Angry Raccoon Puppet	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 21 Meat: 16-24 P: object	felt (2)	stuffing (2)	googly eye (2)
Animated Nightstand (Mahogany)	Atk: 162 Def: 149 HP: 170 P: object Image: darkstand.gif	old coin purse (25)	old leather wallet (25)	half of a memo (c0)
Animated Nightstand (White)	Atk: 159 Def: 153 HP: 180 P: object Image: nightstand.gif	grouchy restless spirit (80)
Anime Smiley	Atk: 77 Def: 69 HP: 67 P: horror	334 scroll (30)	Tasty Fun Good rice candy (40)	caret (p5)
Annoying Spooky Gravy Fairy	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 E: spooky P: plant	annoying pitchfork (100)
Antique Database Server	Atk: [0] Def: [0] HP: 300 Exp: 60 P: object	corrupted data (10)	squirming egg sac (5)
Apathetic Lizardman	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 12 Meat: 17-24 P: demihuman
Arc-welding Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Argarggagarg the Dire Hellseal	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 P: demon	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Argarggagarg's fang (100)	adorable seal larva (100)
Astronomer	Atk: 168 Def: 151 HP: 150 P: constellation	star chart (100)	sticky stardust (b0)
Auteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Axe Handle	HP: 3 Def: 2 Atk: 3 P: object	pine tar (20)
Axe Wound	Atk: 163 Def: 146 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
B&eacute;arnaise zombie	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: slime
Baa'baa'bu'ran	HP: [(min(100,MOX+10)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(100,MUS+10)+ML] Atk: [min(100,MOX+10)+ML] P: object	stone wool (100)	stone wool (50)	stone wool (20)
Baa-relief Sheep	HP: [(min(50,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(50,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(50,MOX)+ML] P: object	stone wool (25)
Bad ASCII Art	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 75 P: object	ASCII shirt (c100)	30669 scroll (100)	33398 scroll (100)	334 scroll (100)	334 scroll (100)
Bailey's Beetle	Atk: 195 Def: 175 HP: 210 E: stench P: hippy	green clay bead (30)	floorboard cruft (30)	battered hubcap (30)	communications windchimes (12)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (2)	bullet-proof corduroys (4)
Baiowulf	HP: 20 Def: 13 Atk: 15	Talisman of Baio (100)
Bangyomaman Warrior	Atk: 150 Def: 126 HP: 160 P: humanoid	neurostim pill (0)	X-37 gun (0)	essence of heat (c100)
Banshee Librarian	Atk: 57 Def: 46 HP: 69 ED: spooky P: undead	disintegrating quill pen (20)
Bar	Atk: 3 Def: 2 HP: 5 Meat: 12-20 P: beast	bar skin (25)
# Baron von Ratsworth	Atk: 20 Def: 20 HP: 25
Baron Von Ratsworth	BOSS HP: [HP*1.2] Def: [MUS+min(12,3+A)] Atk: [MOX+min(12,3+A)] P: beast	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle (c100)	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (c100)	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (c100)
Baseball Bat	Atk: 15 Def: 13 HP: 9 Meat: 17-27 P: beast	baseball (30)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
BASIC Elemental	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 40 P: elemental	GOTO (0)
Batrat	Atk: 23 Def: 20 HP: 20 Meat: 18-28 P: beast	bat wing (15)	bat guano (15)	batgut (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)
Battlie Knight Ghost	Atk: 76 Def: 64 HP: 40 Phys: 100	A-Boo clue (0)	Battlie Light Saver (0)	Whoompa Fur Pants (0)
Batwinged Gremlin	Atk: 169 Def: 153 HP: 170 Meat: 40-60 P: demihuman	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum hammer (c0)
Bazookafish	HP: 500 Def: 292 Atk: 375 Meat: 176-264 P: fish	bazookafish bubble gum (42)	bazookafish bubble gum (8)	dull fish scale (n15)	fish bazooka (n2)
Beanbat	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 Meat: 28-43 P: beast	enchanted bean (50)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
bearpig topiary animal	Atk: 85 Def: 80 HP: 90 P: beast	rusty hedge trimmers (0)
Beaver	Atk: 162 Def: 145 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Beefy Bodyguard Bat	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 25 Meat: 200-300 P: beast
Beer Batter	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Beer Bongadier	Atk: 180 Def: 175 HP: 210 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bong (20)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (2)
Best-Selling Novelist	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Big Creepy Spider	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 4-6 "Hardly Poisoned at All" P: bug	spider web (25)	spider web (25)
Big Meat Golem	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Big Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 150 E: spooky P: undead
Big Wheelin' Twins	Atk: 92 Def: 85 HP: 105 P: humanoid	badge of authority (0)	vial of The Glistening (0)
Bizarre Construct	HP: 300 Def: 270 Atk: 300 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) (1)
BL Imp	Atk: 65 Def: 58 HP: 65 E: hot Init: 45 Meat: 36-44 P: demon	imp air (20)
Black Adder	Atk: 129 Def: 114 HP: 124 Meat: 80-120 "Really Quite Poisoned" P: beast	adder bladder (30)	black snake skin (15)	sunken eyes (c50)
Black Crayon Beast	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Beetle	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Constellation	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Crimbo Elf	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Demon	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Elemental	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Fish	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Goblin	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Hippy	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Hobo	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Man	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Manloid	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Mer-kin	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Golem	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Frat Orc	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Penguin	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Pirate	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Flower	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Shambling Monstrosity	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Slime	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Spiraling Shape	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Crayon Undead Thing	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML]	crayon shavings (100)
Black Knight	Atk: 123 Def: 121 HP: 135 Meat: 73-105 P: humanoid	black greaves (15)	black helmet (15)	black shield (15)	black sword (15)
Black Panther	Atk: 133 Def: 112 HP: 128 Meat: 120-180 P: beast	Black No. 2 (20)	broken wings (c50)
Black Pudding	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 40 P: slime	black pudding (100)	black pudding (100)
Black Widow	Atk: 132 Def: 110 HP: 121 Meat: 40-60 "Really Quite Poisoned" P: bug	black pension check (30)	black picnic basket (15)
Black-and-White-Ops Penguin	P: penguin	Crimbuck (0)	grappling hook (c100)	night-vision goggles (0)
Blackberry Bush	Atk: 126 Def: 114 HP: 136 P: plant	blackberry (15)	blackberry (15)	blackberry (15)
Blooper	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 15 P: beast	white pixel (80)	white pixel (70)	white pixel (60)
Blur	Atk: 136 Def: 126 HP: 141 Meat: 98-143 P: humanoid	drum machine (30)	palm frond (10)	hot date (5)	carbonated water lily (10)	Hugo's Weaving Manual (c100)
Boaraffe	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 145 Meat: 83-116 P: beast	long pork (30)
Bob Racecar	Atk: 138 Def: 129 HP: 139 Meat: 96-138 P: humanoid	ketchup hound (35)	leather chaps (15)	mesh cap (15)	stunt nuts (30)	a butt tuba (0)
Bolt-Cuttin' Elf	P: crimbo	elf resistance button (100)	handful of headless bolts (c100)	pair of bolt cutters (0)
Bonerdagon	BOSS Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 120 Item: 25 Skill: 50 E: spooky P: undead
Bookbat	Atk: 51 Def: 44 HP: 55 P: object	tattered scrap of paper (30)
Booth Slime	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: slime	vial of blue slime (f66)
Booty Crab	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 70 Meat: 286-334 E: sleaze Phys: 25 P: beast	Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty (100)
Booze Giant	Atk: 76 Def: 68 HP: 66 P: demihuman	bottle of gin (15)	bottle of rum (15)	bottle of tequila (15)	bottle of vodka (15)	bottle of whiskey (15)	boxed wine (15)
Boss Bat	BOSS Atk: 33 Def: 29 HP: 40
Bow-making Mummy		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Bowling Cricket	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Box	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation Image: box.gif	line (30)	line (30)	line (30)
Brainsweeper	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 9 Meat: 29-47 P: object	disembodied brain (30)
Bread Golem	Atk: 16 Def: 14 HP: 8 Meat: 26-41 P: object	wad of dough (30)
Breakdancing Raver	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: humanoid	candy necklace (c0)	rave visor (c0)	teddybear backpack (c0)
BRICKO Airship	Atk: 550 Def: 495 HP: 10000	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)	BRICKO reactor (0)
BRICKO Bat	Atk: 70 Def: 63 HP: 100 P: object	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Cathedral	HP: 100000 Def: 652 Atk: 725 Phys: 50	gilded BRICKO brick (100)
BRICKO Elephant	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 200 P: object	BRICKO trunk (40)
BRICKO Gargantuchicken	HP: 1000000 Def: 900 Atk: 1000 Phys: 50	BRICKO egg (100)
BRICKO Octopus	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 250 P: object	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	black BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Ooze	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 50 P: object	BRICKO brick (30)
BRICKO Oyster	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 120 P: object	BRICKO pearl (0)
BRICKO Python	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 300 P: object	green BRICKO brick (25)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)	BRICKO brick (0)
BRICKO Turtle	HP: 150 Def: 108 Atk: 120 P: object	BRICKO bulwark (50)
BRICKO Vacuum Cleaner	HP: 2500 Def: 360 Atk: 400 Phys: 10 P: object	broken BRICKO brick (0)
Briefcase Bat	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 11 Meat: 25-37 P: beast	bat guano (10)	briefcase (40)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Bronze Chef	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Brutus, the Toga-Clad Lout	Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 280 Meat: 247-387 E: sleaze	kick-ass kicks (0)	wreath of laurels (100)	white class ring (0)
Bubblemint Twins	Atk: 93 Def: 83 HP: 90	dress pants (0)	that gum you like (0)
Bugbear-In-The-Box	Atk: 16 Def: 16 HP: 11 Meat: 12-18 P: beast	box (20)	bugbear beanie (10)	bugbear bungguard (10)
Bugged Bugbear	HP: 14 Def: 16 Atk: 17 P: beast	gnoll teeth (30)	gnoll lips (30)	software glitch (p25)
Bullet Bill	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 15 P: object	black pixel (70)	black pixel (70)	black pixel (70)
Bunch of Drunken Rats	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 16 P: beast	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)
Burly Sidekick	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 100 Init: 80 Meat: 104-156 P: humanoid	armgun (9)	cocoa eggshell fragment (30)	mohawk wig (10)	tiny house (30)
Burrowing Bishop	Atk: 163 Def: 146 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Bush	Atk: 156 Def: 140 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation Image: bush.gif	star (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Business Hippy	Atk: 35 Def: 34 HP: 25 Meat: 40-60 E: stench P: hippy	filthy corduroys (10)	filthy knitted dread sack (10)	herbs (20)	reodorant (10)	massive bag of catnip (c100)
Buzzy Beetle	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 15 P: bug	black pixel (50)	white pixel (50)	red pixel (65)
C. H. U. M.	Atk: 260 Def: 229 HP: 200 P: demihuman	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	C.H.U.M. lantern (0)	C.H.U.M. knife (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	C.H.U.M. chum (p40)
C. H. U. M. Chieftain	Atk: 330 Def: 270 HP: 400 P: demihuman	C.H.U.M. knife (0)	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	bottle of sewage schnapps (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	C.H.U.M. chum (p40)
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative	Atk: 210 Def: 189 HP: 320 Meat: 258-500 ED: stench	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (100)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	green clay bead (0)
Cactuary	Atk: 137 Def: 126 HP: 139 Meat: 80-120 P: plant	bit-o-cactus (27)	giant cactus quill (5)	cactus fruit (20)	handful of sand (20)
Camel's Toe	Atk: 158 Def: 142 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Carbuncle Top	BOSS Atk: 70 Def: 63 HP: 70 P: demon	hilarious comedy prop (100)
Cargo Crab	Atk: 450 Def: 360 HP: 500 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	imitation crab crate (n30)
Carnivorous Dill Plant	BOSS HP: 180 Def: 180 Atk: 200 P: plant	dill (50)	dill (20)
Carnivorous Moxie Weed	Atk: 66 Def: 59 HP: 56 P: plant	moxie weed (30)	giant moxie weed (15)	giant moxie weed (15)
Castle In The Clouds In The Sky	HP: 200 Def: 81 Atk: 75 P: object	tiny goth giant (0)
Caveman Frat Boy	Atk: 235 Def: 225 HP: 290 Meat: 40-60 E: sleaze P: orc	ovoid leather thing (20)	chunk of rock salt (20)	stone baseball cap (10)
Caveman Frat Pledge	Atk: 255 Def: 207 HP: 220 Meat: 30-50 E: sleaze P: orc	stone baseball cap (5)	cup of primitive beer (10)	chunk of rock salt (20)	ovoid leather thing (10)
Caveman Hippy	Atk: 240 Def: 216 HP: 280 E: stench P: hippy	stone frisbee (20)	dreadlock whip (10)	handful of pine needles (20)	Spanish fly (c25)
Caveman Sorority Girl	Atk: 230 Def: 225 HP: 240 Meat: 40-60 E: sleaze P: orc	cup of primitive beer (25)
Cavewomyn Hippy	Atk: 250 Def: 207 HP: 260 E: stench P: hippy	handful of pine needles (20)	handful of nuts and berries (20)	Spanish fly (c25)
Cement Cobbler Penguin	P: penguin	cement sandals (0)	chunk of cement (c100)	Crimbuck (0)
CH Imp	Atk: 62 Def: 55 HP: 62 E: hot Init: 45 Meat: 26-36 P: demon	imp air (25)
Chalkdust Wraith	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 10 ED: spooky Phys: 100 P: undead	handful of hand chalk (100)
Chatty Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 Meat: 52-76 P: pirate
Chester	BOSS HP: 8000 Def: 450 Atk: 500 E: sleaze P: humanoid	Chorale of Companionship (0)	extra-greasy slider (0)	Chester's bag of candy (0)	Chester's cutoffs (0)	Chester's moustache (0)	Chester's Aquarius medallion (f20)	Chester's muscle shirt (f20)	Chester's sunglasses (f20)
Chowder Golem	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 9 Meat: 29-46 P: object
# Clan of Cave Bars	Atk: 30 Def: 30 HP: 30
Clan of Cave Bars	HP: [(min(200,MOX+20)+5*ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS+20)+5*ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX+20)+5*ML] Meat: 320-480 P: beast
Claw-foot Bathtub	Atk: 90 Def: 90 HP: 100 P: object	bottle of Monsieur Bubble (25)	fancy bath salts (35)
Claybender Sorcerer Ghost	Atk: 70 Def: 70 HP: 40 Phys: 100	A-Boo clue (0)	Claybender glasses (0)	Polysniff Perfume (0)
Cleanly Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 Meat: 49-72 P: pirate	Swabbie&trade; swab (20)	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste (20)	rigging shampoo (c30)
Clingy Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 Meat: 52-78 P: pirate	bit of clingfilm (11)
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 40 P: humanoid	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola c-rations (5)	Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 35 P: humanoid	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca grenade (5)
Cloaca-Cola Soldier	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 30 P: humanoid	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca-Cola (15)	Cloaca grenade (5)	lucky lighter (p5)
Cloud of Disembodied Whiskers	Atk: 2 Def: 2 HP: 3 P: strange	shaving cream (20)
Clubfish	Atk: 350 Def: 360 HP: 600 Meat: 176-264 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	fish stick (n2)
Cluster of Angry Bacteria	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 25 P: bug	memory of an A (20)	memory of a G (20)
Cobb's Knob Oven	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 E: hot P: object	oven mitts (5)	overcookie (20)
Cold Hobo	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 500 E: cold P: hobo	hobo nickel (c15)	freezin' bindle (0)	Maxing, Relaxing (0)	Blizzards I Have Died In (0)	frigid air mattress (0)
Collapsed Mineshaft Golem	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Completely Different Spider	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 4-6 "Hardly Poisoned at All" P: bug	spider web (25)	spider web (25)
Concert Pianist	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999] P: humanoid
Confused Goth Music Student	Atk: 9 Def: 8 HP: 9 P: humanoid	pocket theremin (10)
Conjoined Zmombie	Atk: 73 Def: 63 HP: 120 E: spooky Meat: 224-338 P: undead	cranberries (29)	cranberries (8)	loose teeth (8)	grateful undead t-shirt (1)
Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Corpulent Zobmie	Atk: 54 Def: 49 HP: 50 E: spooky Meat: 60-90 P: undead	cranberries (25)	cranberries (15)	loose teeth (10)	Grateful Undead T-shirt (c1)	paranormal ricotta (c0)
Corrosive Algae	Atk: 25 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: plant	memory of a C (20)	memory of a T (20)
Count Bakula	HP: 80 Def: 72 Atk: 80 ED: spooky	Talisman of Bakula (100)
Crate	Atk: 0 Def: 0 HP: 1 P: object
Craven Carven Raven	HP: [(min(50,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(50,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(50,MOX)+ML] P: object	shiny stones (100)
Crazy Bastard	HP: 25 Def: 20 Atk: 20	crazy bastard sword (100)
Creamy Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 P: pirate	creamsicle (20)	cream stout (20)	Oil of Parrrlay (15)	ball polish (c30)
Creepy Clown	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 16 E: spooky Meat: 24-36 P: horror	acid-squirting flower (10)	clown shoes (10)	foolscap fool's cap (10)	clown skin (10)	big bass drum (4)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Creepy Ginger Twin	Atk: 95 Def: 86 HP: 95	creepy ginger ale (0)	stolen necklace (0)
Croqueteer	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 75 Meat: 48 P: humanoid	croquet hedgehog (0)	flamingo mallet (0)
Cruel Dust Mote	HP: 100 Def: 67 Atk: 75 P: strange	boulder (0)
Crusty Hippy	Atk: 41 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	filthy corduroys (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	windchimes (30)	reodorant (5)	hippy bongo (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Hippy Jewelry Maker	Atk: 41 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	hemp string (30)	filthy knitted dread sack (3)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	phat turquoise bead (10)	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	hippy bongo (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Hippy Vegan Chef	Atk: 41 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	filthy corduroys (3)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	filthy pestle (10)	herbs (30)	reodorant (5)	hippy bongo (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Crusty Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 ED: stench Meat: 52-76 P: pirate	barrrnacle (15)	tarrrnish charrrm (10)
Cubist Bull	Atk: 105 Def: 94 HP: 110 Meat: 160-240 P: beast	broken sword (5)	4-dimensional guitar (5)	non-Euclidean hoof (b0)
Curmudgeonly Pirate	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 90 P: pirate	all-purpose cleaner (25)	curmudgel (5)	grumpy old man charrrm (10)	handful of sawdust (30)	mizzenmast mop (c30)
Cyborg Policeman	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 160 P: object	physiostim pill (0)	protein paste (0)
Cyrus the Virus	BOSS HP: 100000 Def: 100000 Atk: 100000 Phys: 100 P: plant
Daft punk	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: humanoid
Dairy Goat	Atk: 68 Def: 61 HP: 50 Meat: 40-60 P: beast	glass of goat's milk (20)	goat cheese (40)	billy idol (b0)
Dairy Ooze	Atk: 13 Def: 11 HP: 8 Meat: 11-15 P: slime
Danglin' Chad	Atk: 210 Def: 189 HP: 320 Meat: 297-342 E: sleaze	Danglin' Chad's loincloth (100)	beer helmet (0)	bejeweled pledge pin (0)	distressed denim pants (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)	white class ring (0)
Darkness	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999] Image: rorshach.gif
Deadly Venomtrout	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 150 P: fish	Trout fang (0)	poisonous caviar (0)
Deadwood Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Decal-applying Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Decent Lumberjack	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 Meat: 16-24 P: humanoid	poutine (30)	disbelief suspenders (10)	jack flapper (10)	manly bloomers (p15)
Decent White Shark	Atk: 425 Def: 337 HP: 600 Meat: 192-288 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	shark cartilage (c10)	shark jumper (c3)	shark tooth (n2)	shark tooth (n1)
Demon of New Wave	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 500 Init: 100 Phys: 40 P: demon	Bling of the New Wave (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Demonic Icebox	Atk: 4 Def: 4 HP: 5 Meat: 4-6 P: demon	accidental cider (0)	ancient frozen dinner (30)	dire fudgesicle (0)	leftovers of indeterminate origin (40)	hand grenegg (p20)
Demoninja	Atk: 48 Def: 27 HP: 48 E: hot Meat: 40-60 P: demon	demon skin (15)	fraudwort (c50)	hot katana blade (30)	ninja hot pants (5)
Dirty Hippy	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots (30)	filthy corduroys (5)	reodorant (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hippy bongo (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Hippy Jewelry Maker	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	filthy corduroys (5)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hemp string (30)	hippy bongo (5)	phat turquoise bead (10)	reodorant (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Hippy Vegan Chef	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	carob chunks (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	filthy knitted dread sack (5)	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix (30)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy pestle (5)	Spanish fly (c25)
Dirty Old Lihc	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead
Dirty Thieving Brigand	Atk: 169 Def: 153 HP: 185 Meat: 800-1200 P: humanoid
Disease-In-The-Box	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 14 P: object	box (30)	disease (40)
Diving Belle	Atk: 400 Def: 450 HP: 750 E: spooky P: undead	diving muff (n3)	salinated mint julep (32)	water-polo mitt (c0)
Dodecapede	Atk: 12 Def: 10 HP: 8 "A Little Bit Poisoned" P: bug
Don Crimbo	HP: 1000000 Def: 89999 Atk: 99999 Phys: 100
Dopey 7-Foot Dwarf	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 40 Meat: 32-48 P: demihuman	miner's helmet (9)
Doughbat	Atk: 14 Def: 12 HP: 8 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-27 P: beast	sonar-in-a-biscuit (20)	wad of dough (10)
Dr. Awkward	BOSS Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: humanoid	Drowsy Sword (n100)	Staff of Fats (n100)	fumble formula (p5)
Drab Bard	Atk: 136 Def: 124 HP: 170 Meat: 66-96 P: humanoid	drab sonata (30)	guitar pick (15)	olive (40)
Drowned Sailor	Atk: 400 Def: 405 HP: 700 E: spooky Meat: 120-180 P: undead	moist sailor's cap (n2)	rusty compass (n2)	rusty speargun (n2)
Drunk Duck	Atk: 165 Def: 157 HP: 170 Meat: 188-216 P: beast	bottle of gin (0)	bottle of rum (0)	bottle of tequila (0)	bottle of vodka (0)	bottle of whiskey (0)	boxed wine (0)	duct tape (0)
Drunk Goat	Atk: 68 Def: 61 HP: 50 Meat: 36-54 P: beast	bottle of whiskey (25)	goat beard (5)	billy idol (b0)
Drunken 7-foot Dwarf	Atk: 8 Def: 9 HP: 7 P: demihuman	bottle of whiskey (20)	bottle of whiskey (20)
Drunken Half-Orc Hobo	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 E: stench P: hobo	dirty hobo gloves (32)	Mad Train wine (60)	moxie weed (15)	Boozehounds Anonymous token (p10)	hobo gristle (b0)
Drunken Rat	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 8 Meat: 8-12 P: beast	rat whisker (100)	rat appendix (20)
Drunken Rat King	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 32 P: beast	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat whisker (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	rat appendix (0)	tangle of rat tails (0)
Dusken Raider Ghost	Atk: 72 Def: 68 HP: 40 Phys: 100	A-Boo clue (0)	Duskwalker fangs (0)	Duskwalker syringe (0)
Dyspepsi-Cola General	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 40 P: humanoid	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations (5)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 35 P: humanoid	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 30 P: humanoid	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi-Cola (15)	Dyspepsi grenade (5)	lucky lighter (p5)
# Ed the Undying	Atk: 180 Def: 162 HP: 1
Ed the Undying (1)	BOSS HP: 256 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (2)	BOSS HP: 256 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (3)	BOSS HP: 128 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (4)	BOSS HP: 64 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (5)	BOSS HP: 32 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (6)	BOSS HP: 16 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead
Ed the Undying (7)	BOSS HP: 8 Def: 162 Atk: 180 P: undead	Holy MacGuffin (n100)
Edwing Abbidriel	HP: 0	elf resistance button (100)
El Diablo	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Electron Submarine	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
elephant (meatcar?) topiary animal	Atk: 85 Def: 80 HP: 90 P: beast	rusty hedge trimmers (0)
Elf Hobo	HP: 40 Def: 27 Atk: 30 P: hobo	bindlestocking (0)	bottle of rum (0)	bottle of tequila (0)	bottle of whiskey (0)	candy cane (0)	Crimbo candied pecan (0)	Crimbo fudge (0)	Crimbo peppermint bark (0)	eggnog (0)	Mad Train wine (0)	sleeping stocking (0)	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (0)	The Joy of Wassailing (0)	white lightning (0)	Wint-O-Fresh mint (s)
Elite Beer Bongadier	Atk: 190 Def: 184 HP: 230 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bong (30)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (4)	PADL Phone (3)
Empty Suit of Armor	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 120 ED: spooky P: object	antique greaves (10)	antique helmet (10)	antique spear (10)	antique shield (10)
Endangered Inflatable White Tiger	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
enormous blob of gray goo	Atk: [230] Def: [240] HP: [250] P: horror
Enraged Cow	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Erudite Gremlin	Atk: 171 Def: 152 HP: 170 Meat: 40-60 P: demihuman	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum crescent wrench (c0)
Essence of Interspecies Respect	HP: 50 Def: 22 Atk: 25 P: elemental	essential cameraderie (0)
Essence of Soy	HP: 60 Def: 18 Atk: 30 P: elemental	essential soy (0)
Essence of Tofu	HP: 60 Def: 27 Atk: 20 P: elemental	essential tofu (0)
Evil Cultist	Atk: 60 Def: 45 HP: 70 P: humanoid	memory of a cultist's robe (0)
Evil Olive	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 140 P: beast	bottle of gin (30)	olive (40)	jumbo olive (10)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Assassin	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: humanoid
Evil Spaghetti Cult Middle-Manager	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 175 P: humanoid	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)	crystal orb of spirit wrangling (100)	cult memo (100)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Neophyte	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: humanoid	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Priest	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: humanoid	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil noodles (0)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Technician	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: humanoid	spaghetti cult mask (0)	spaghetti cult rosary (0)
Evil Spaghetti Cult Zealot	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: humanoid
Evil Spaghetti Cultist	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: humanoid	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Evil Trumpet-playing Mariachi	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: humanoid	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Evil Vihuela-playing Mariachi	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: humanoid	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil vihuela (0)
eXtreme Cross-Country Hippy	Atk: 73 Def: 65 HP: 65 E: stench P: hippy	eXtreme scarf (10)	Mountain Stream soda (30)	enchanted handwarmer (p5)
eXtreme Orcish Snowboarder	Atk: 74 Def: 66 HP: 65 Meat: 32-48 E: sleaze P: orc	Mountain Stream soda (30)	snowboarder pants (10)	enchanted handwarmer (p5)	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest (c5)
eXtreme Sports Orcs	Atk: 39 Def: 34 HP: 30 E: sleaze Meat: 24-36 P: orc	eXtreme mittens (4)	Mountain Stream soda (40)	Orcish baseball cap (10)	Orcish cargo shorts (10)	ultimate ultimate frisbee (10)	hang glider (c100)
Fallen Archfiend	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 50 E: hot Meat: 36-54 P: demon	demon skin (15)	evil golden arch (30)	infernal insoles (10)
Family Jewels	Atk: 156 Def: 140 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	star (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Family of Kobolds	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: 99999 P: demihuman	kobold treasure hoard (100)
Fan Slime	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: slime	vial of yellow slime (f66)
Fancy Bath Slug	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Fearsome Wacken	HP: 200 Def: 81 Atk: 90 P: beast	Crazyleg's razor (100)
Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies	BOSS Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 80 E: spooky P: plant
Ferocious Bugbear	Atk: 3 Def: 2 HP: 5 Meat: 16-24 P: beast	bugbear beanie (20)	bugbear bungguard (20)
Fickle Finger of F8	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Fiendish Can of Asparagus	Atk: 2 Def: 0 HP: 1 E: stench Meat: 4-6 P: undead	asparagus knife (20)	stalk of asparagus (40)	razor-sharp can lid (40)	shredded can label (b0)
Figure-Skating Duck	Atk: 179 Def: 154 HP: 180 Meat: 139-171 E: cold P: beast	frozen feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Filthworm Drone	Atk: 167 Def: 150 HP: 185 Init: 50 Meat: 56-84 E: stench P: bug	filthworm drone scent gland (10)
Filthworm Royal Guard	Atk: 169 Def: 152 HP: 190 Init: 50 Meat: 80-120 E: stench P: bug	filthworm royal guard scent gland (10)
Filthy Hippy	Atk: 39 Def: 35 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	decorative fountain (30)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	patchouli incense stick (30)	tambourine bells (15)	reodorant (5)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Filthy Hippy Jewelry Maker	Atk: 39 Def: 35 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	phat turquoise bead (10)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	hemp string (30)	beach glass bead (10)	clay peace-sign bead (10)	patchouli incense stick (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Filthy Hippy Vegan Chef	Atk: 39 Def: 35 HP: 30 E: stench P: hippy	tambourine bells (10)	wad of tofu (30)	reodorant (5)	filthy corduroys (2)	filthy knitted dread sack (2)	filthy pestle (5)	patchouli incense stick (30)	double-barreled sling (0)	greasy dreadlock (b0)	Spanish fly (c25)
Fire-Breathing Duck	Atk: 177 Def: 154 HP: 185 Meat: 142-200 E: hot P: beast	flaming feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Fisherfish	Atk: 550 Def: 427 HP: 650 Meat: 240-360 P: fish	glowing esca (n3)	halibut (c3)	rough fish scale (n3)
Five Skeleton Invaders	HP: 150 Def: 135 Atk: 150 Init: 50 P: undead	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)	bone chips (0)	bone chips (0)
Flame-Broiled Meat Blob	Atk: 2 Def: 1 HP: 2 E: hot Meat: 4-7 P: slime	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)
Flaming Samurai	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999] P: humanoid
Flaming Troll	Atk: 83 Def: 74 HP: 73 Meat: 32-48 P: demihuman	flaming talons (10)	Trollhouse cookies (40)
Flange	Atk: 159 Def: 143 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Fleaman	Atk: 85 Def: 67 HP: 80 P: humanoid	black pixel (0)	brown pixel (0)	brown pixel (0)
Flint-Scraping Cave Elf		rock (15)	stick (10)	stick (5)
Floating Platter of Hors D'Oeuvres	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 120 ED: spooky P: object	dehydrated caviar (30)	desiccated apricot (30)	flute of flat champagne (30)	hors d 'oeuvre tray (4)
Flock of seagulls	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: beast
Flock of Stab-Bats	Atk: 155 Def: 133 HP: 155 Meat: 51-80 P: beast	bat wing (30)	batblade (25)	batgut (30)
Fluffy Bunny	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 7-9 P: beast	bunny liver (0)
Forest Spirit	Atk: 2 Def: 1 HP: 3 P: undead	forest tears (30)
Four Skeleton Invaders	HP: 110 Def: 99 Atk: 110 Init: 65	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)	bone chips (0)
Four-shadowed mime	HP: [(min(50,MUS-3)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(50,MUS-3)+ML] Atk: [min(50,MOX-3)+ML] P: horror	mime soul fragment (100)
Frat Warrior Drill Sergeant	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: sleaze P: orc	distressed denim pants (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	beer helmet (10)
French Guard turtle	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 140 P: beast	guard turtle shell (0)	guard turtle collar (0)
Frog	HP: [3] Def: [2] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12 P: beast	squashed frog (100)
Frosty	BOSS HP: 350 Def: 450 Atk: 500 E: cold P: elemental	Benetton's Medley of Diversity (0)	Frosty's frosty mug (0)	Frosty's carrot (0)	Frosty's nailbat (0)	Frosty's old silk hat (0)	Frosty's arm (f20)	Frosty's iceball (f20)	Frosty's snowball sack (f20)
Frozen Duck	Atk: 170 Def: 160 HP: 180 Meat: 125-152 E: cold P: beast	frozen feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Fruit Golem	Atk: 56 Def: 50 HP: 46 P: object	cherry (15)	orange (15)	lime (15)
Fudge monkey	HP: 100 Def: 72 Atk: 80 P: humanoid	fudgecule (c100)
Fudge oyster	HP: 130 Def: 90 Atk: 100 P: humanoid	fudgecule (c100)
Fudge poodle	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 150 P: humanoid	fudgecule (c100)
Fudge vulture	HP: 100 Def: 72 Atk: 80 P: humanoid	fudgecule (c100)
Fudge weasel	Atk: 80 Def: 72 HP: 100 P: humanoid	fudgecule (c100)
Funk Particle	HP: 80 Def: 67 Atk: 85 P: strange	fat bottom quark (0)
Funk Sole Brother	Atk: 300 Def: 315 HP: 400 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	slick fish meat (n5)
Fur Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)	wolfman mask (20)
Furry Giant	Atk: 135 Def: 121 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 EA: sleaze P: demihuman	furry fur (35)	disturbing fanfic (30)	wolf mask (10)
G Imp	Atk: 46 Def: 41 HP: 46 E: hot Meat: 24-36 P: demon	hot wing (30)	Imp Ale (30)	leather mask (5)
Gang of Hobo Muggers	HP: 3000 Def: 900 Atk: 800 P: hobo
Ganger	Atk: 375 Def: 360 HP: 800 Meat: 192-288 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	ganger bandana (n3)	temporary teardrop tattoo (c9)
Gargantulihc	Atk: 71 Def: 65 HP: 120 E: spooky	lihc eye (0)	lihc eye (0)	lihc face (0)
Gaudy Pirate	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 120 P: pirate	costume sword (5)	enormous hoop earring (10)	gold lam&eacute; pants (5)	gaudy key (c100)
Gaunt Ghuol	Atk: 55 Def: 50 HP: 50 E: spooky Meat: 18-24 P: undead	ghuol ears (20)	ghuol egg (20)
Gelatinous Cube	Atk: 3 Def: 2 HP: 6 Meat: 20-30 P: slime	Orcish meat locker (25)	rusty metal ring (25)	rusty metal shaft (25)
Generic Duck	Atk: 167 Def: 154 HP: 180 Meat: 70-80 P: beast
Ghastly Organist	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 120 P: undead	opera mask (20)
Ghost	Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 80 P: undead	white pixel (80)	white pixel (70)	white pixel (60)	white pixel (50)	white pixel (40)
Ghost Miner	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 31 E: spooky Phys: 100 P: undead	bubblewrap ore (10)	bubblewrap ore (10)	cardboard ore (10)	cardboard ore (10)	styrofoam ore (10)	styrofoam ore (10)
Ghostly Pickle Factory Worker	BOSS HP: 180 Def: 176 Atk: 196 P: undead	ghost cucumber (50)	ghost cucumber (20)
Ghuol	Atk: 19 Def: 17 HP: 10 E: spooky Meat: 30-36 P: undead	ghuol egg (25)	ghuol ears (25)
Giant Bee	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Giant Bird-Creature	Atk: 100 Def: 81 HP: 90 P: beast
Giant Desktop Globe	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Giant Fried Egg	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Giant Giant Giant Centipede	Atk: 142 Def: 124 HP: 142 Meat: 120-180 P: bug	centipede eggs (20)	handful of sand (25)	handful of sand (15)
Giant Giant Moth	Atk: 16 Def: 14 HP: 11 P: bug
Giant Jungle Python	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 100 P: beast
Giant Octopus	Atk: 90 Def: 90 HP: 90 P: fish
Giant Pair of Tweezers	HP: 8 Def: 16 Atk: 16
Giant Sandworm	Atk: 175 Def: 166 HP: 200 Meat: 200-300 P: bug	spices (10)	spices (10)	spices (10)	spice melange (n0)
Giant Skeelton	Atk: 71 Def: 65 HP: 120 E: spooky	skeleton bone (0)	skeleton bone (0)	skeleton bone (0)
Giant Spider	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 90 P: bug
Giant Squid	Atk: 500 Def: 405 HP: 800 Meat: 240-360 P: fish	ink bladder (n30)
Giant Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 250 E: spooky P: undead
Giant Zombie Goldfish	Atk: 250 Def: 229 HP: 250 P: undead	decaying goldfish liver (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)
Gift-wrapping Vampire		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Glass of Orange Juice	Atk: 220 Def: 198 HP: 350 Meat: 327-500 E: stench	green clay bead (100)	orange peel hat (100)	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	round purple sunglasses (0)
Gluttonous Ghuol	Atk: 55 Def: 50 HP: 50 E: spooky Meat: 24-38 P: undead	ghuol ears (10)	ghuol egg (10)	ghuol guolash (20)	huge spoon (5)
Gnarly Gnome	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 P: demihuman	clockwork key (n5)	clockwork key (n5)	flange (5)
Gnasty Gnome	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 P: demihuman	clockwork key (n5)	clockwork key (n5)	flange (5)
Gnefarious Gnome	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 P: demihuman	sprocket (15)	cog (15)	flange (5)
Gnollish Bodybuilder	HP: 5 Def: 10 Atk: 10 EA: sleaze Meat: 17-26	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Crossdresser	Atk: 11 Def: 9 HP: 5 E: sleaze EA: sleaze Meat: 19-28 P: demihuman	gnoll teeth (5)	frilly skirt (25)	maiden wig (25)	frilly shirt (c5)
Gnollish Flyslayer	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 5 Meat: 17-26 P: demihuman	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)	Gnollish flyswatter (25)
Gnollish Gearhead	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 5 Meat: 17-26 P: demihuman	Gnollish toolbox (75)	gnoll lips (5)	oily rag (b0)
Gnollish Piebaker	Atk: 13 Def: 11 HP: 6 Meat: 22-34 P: demihuman	Gnollish pie server (25)	Gnollish pie tin (50)	wad of dough (50)	skewer (50)
Gnollish Plungermaster	Atk: 13 Def: 11 HP: 6 Meat: 22-34 P: demihuman	Gnollish plunger (25)	gnoll lips (5)	gnoll teeth (5)
Gnollish Sorceress	HP: 5 Def: 11 Atk: 11 Meat: 19-28	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)
Gnollish Tirejuggler	Atk: 12 Def: 10 HP: 6 Meat: 21-30 P: demihuman	gnoll teeth (5)	gnoll lips (5)	tires (100)
Gnollish War Chef	Atk: 14 Def: 13 HP: 9 Meat: 20-28 P: demihuman	Gnollish slotted spoon (28)	knoll mushroom (50)	knoll mushroom (50)	skewer (50)
Gnomester Blomester	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 P: demihuman	cog (15)	spring (15)	flange (5)
Gnu Jack Gnome	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 P: demihuman	sprocket (15)	spring (15)	flange (5)
Goomba	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 15 P: beast	black pixel (50)	red pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
Gorgolok, the Demonic Hellseal	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 400 Phys: 40 P: demon	Claw of the Infernal Seal (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 P: demon Image: 1_1.gif	Scalp of Gorgolok (100)
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: demon Image: 1_2.gif	Krakrox's Loincloth (100)
Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 P: demon Image: 1_3.gif
Goth Giant	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 P: demihuman	awful poetry journal (30)	thin black candle (30)	Warm Subject gift certificate (30)
Grass Elemental	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 50 P: elemental	leaf of grass (0)
Grassy Pirate	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 120 P: pirate	grassy cutlass (10)
Grave Rober	Atk: 22 Def: 19 HP: 12 P: humanoid	coffin lid (2)	dead guy's watch (5)	grave robbing shovel (50)	shysterweed (c0)
Grave Rober Zmobie	Atk: 58 Def: 53 HP: 50 E: spooky Meat: 40-60 P: undead	coffin lid (3)	dead guy's watch (10)	loose teeth (10)	rusty grave robbing shovel (10)	paranormal ricotta (c0)	shysterweed (c0)
Greasy Duck	Atk: 173 Def: 162 HP: 185 Meat: 132-170 E: sleaze P: beast	flirtatious feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Green Ops Soldier	Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 250 Atk: 200 E: stench "Toad In The Hole" P: hippy	communications windchimes (3)	gas balloon (17)	gas balloon (3)	green clay bead (30)	green smoke bomb (6)	green smoke bomb (3)	henna face paint (8)	round green sunglasses (5)
Gritty Pirate	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 120 P: pirate	true grit (30)
Groar	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 250
Groovy Pirate	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 120 P: pirate	buoybottoms (10)
Group of cultists	Atk: 80 Def: 63 HP: 75 P: humanoid	memory of a cultist's robe (0)
Grouper Groupie	Atk: 350 Def: 405 HP: 500 P: fish	groupie bra (0)	groupie lipstick (0)	groupie spangles (c0)
Grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf	Atk: 58 Def: 52 HP: 45 Meat: 32-48 P: demihuman	7-Foot Dwarven mattock (9)
Grungy Pirate	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 120 P: pirate	acoustic guitarrr (20)	grungy bandana (10)	grungy flannel shirt (c5)
Guard Bugbear	Atk: 12 Def: 10 HP: 6 Meat: 20-28 P: beast	bugbear beanie (25)	bugbear bungguard (25)
Guard turtle	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 140 P: beast	guard turtle shell (0)	guard turtle collar (0)
Guy Made of Bees	BOSS Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999] Exp: 40 P: horror	guy made of bee pollen (100)	handful of bees (p10)
Guy with a Pitchfork, and his Wife	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 120 Meat: 80-120 P: humanoid	pitchfork (5)
Handsome Mariachi	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 15 Meat: 4-6 P: humanoid	bottle of tequila (30)	chorizo taco (20)	handsomeness potion (20)
Hangman's Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Haunted Soup Tureen	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: undead	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	turtle soup (0)
Heavy Kegtank	Atk: 180 Def: 162 HP: 300 E: sleaze Phys: 50 P: orc	meat engine (6)	PADL Phone (5)	sake bomb (12)	sake bomb (3)
Heimandatz, Nacho Golem	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 Init: 60 P: slime	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Heimandatz's heart (100)	friendly cheez blob (100)
Hellion	Atk: 52 Def: 46 HP: 52 E: hot P: demon	Hellion cube (30)	unstable quark (p20)
Hellseal guardian	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: demon	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal claw (0)	hellseal claw (0)
Hellseal pup	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 85 P: demon	hellseal whisker (0)	hellseal claw (0)
High Priest of Ki'rhuss	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 110 P: humanoid
Hobelf	HP: 500 Def: 315 Atk: 350 P: hobo	bindlestocking (0)	hobo nickel (c15)	sleeping stocking (0)	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (0)	The Joy of Wassailing (0)
Hockey Elemental	HP: 40 Def: 58 Atk: 65 P: elemental	hockey stick of furious angry rage (100)
Hodgman, The Hoboverlord	BOSS HP: 25000 Def: 675 Atk: 750 P: hobo	Hodgman's bow tie (0)	Hodgman's porkpie hat (0)	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants (0)	Hodgman's almanac (0)	Hodgman's lucky sock (0)	Hodgman's metal detector (0)	Hodgman's varcolac paw (0)	Hodgman's harmonica (0)	Hodgman's garbage sticker (0)	Hodgman's cane (0)	Hodgman's whackin' stick (0)	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat (0)	Hodgman's imaginary hamster (0)	hobo fortress blueprints (0)	stuffed Hodgman (0)	Hodgman's blanket (0)	tin cup of mulligan stew (0)	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times (0)	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics (0)	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin (0)	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top (0)
Honey Pot	Atk: 152 Def: 136 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Hooded Warrior	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Hostile Amoeba	Atk: 20 Def: 22 HP: 20 P: slime	memory of an A (20)	memory of a C (20)
Hot Hobo	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 500 E: hot P: hobo	bed of coals (0)	hobo nickel (c15)	flamin' bindle (0)	Tales from the Fireside (0)	Kissin' Cousins (0)
Huge Ghuol	Atk: 73 Def: 63 HP: 120 Meat: 258-344 E: spooky	ghuol ears (0)	ghuol egg (0)
Hulking Construct	Atk: 500 Def: 450 HP: 1000000 Phys: 100 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) (1)
Hung-over Half-Orc Hobo	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 E: stench P: hobo	dirty hobo gloves (32)	Mad Train wine (60)	moxie weed (15)	Boozehounds Anonymous token (p10)	hobo gristle (b0)
Hunter-Gatherer Cave Elf		tooth (15)	tooth (5)
Hunting Seal	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: demon
Hustled Spectre	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 35 P: undead	cube of billiard chalk (100)
Hypnotist of Hey Deze	HP: 80 Def: 45 Atk: 50	hypnodisk (100)
Ice Cube	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Ice Skate	Atk: 400 Def: 450 HP: 600 Meat: 80-120 P: fish	collapsible baton (0)	skate blade (0)	skate skin (0)	spangly unitard (0)
Iiti Kitty	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 150 P: undead	leathery cat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (10)	ancient Magi-Wipes (50)	ancient vinyl coin purse (20)	mummy wrapping (20)	Iiti Kitty phone charm (10)	crumbling rat skull (c0)
Industrious Construct	Atk: 350 Def: 270 HP: 300 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) (1)
Infernal Seal Larva	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: demon	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Infernal Seal Spawn	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: demon	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	seal eyeball (0)
Infinite Meat Bug	HP: 50 Def: 40 Atk: 45	incredibly dense meat gem (100)
Inkubus	Atk: 58 Def: 52 HP: 58 Init: 35 E: hot Meat: 45-55 P: demon	bus pass (15)
Irate Mariachi	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 17 Meat: 4-6 P: humanoid	bottle of tequila (35)	irate sombrero (20)	mariachi G-string (30)	half-sized guitar (20)
Irritating Series of Random Encounters	Atk: 105 Def: 94 HP: 110 Init: 80 Meat: 112-168 P: beast	cocoa eggshell fragment (20)	soft green echo eyedrop antidote (20)	tiny house (20)
Jailbait Orquette	HP: 80 Def: 45 Atk: 40 E: sleaze P: orc	orquette's phone number (c100)
Jamfish	Atk: 400 Def: 360 HP: 750 "Majorly Poisoned" P: fish	jamfish jam (n5)	jellyfish gel (c10)	seaweed (n5)
Jocko Homo	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 P: beast	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Jocko Homo's head (100)	unusual disco ball (100)
Jungle Baboon	Atk: 50 Def: 54 HP: 50 P: beast	banana peel (0)	glass of baboon milk (0)
Jungle Scabie	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 100 P: bug	big glob of skin (0)
Junk	Atk: 159 Def: 143 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Juvenile Delinquent Orquette	HP: 100 Def: 45 Atk: 50 E: sleaze P: orc	orquette's phone number (c100)
Keese	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 15 P: beast	blue pixel (70)	blue pixel (70)	blue pixel (70)
Killer Clownfish	Atk: 500 Def: 450 HP: 700 E: sleaze Meat: 240-360 P: horror	high-pressure seltzer bottle (n25)	midget clownfish (c1)	rough fish scale (n5)
Knight (Snake)	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 130 P: humanoid Image: snaknight.gif	serpentine sword (5)	snake shield (5)
Knight (Wolf)	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 130 P: humanoid Image: wolfknight.gif	lupine sword (5)	snarling wolf shield (5)
Knight in White Satin	Atk: 38 Def: 33 HP: 21 Meat: 24-39 P: humanoid	white sword (15)	white satin pants (15)	white satin shield (8)	white lint (b0)
Knob Goblin Accountant	Atk: 22 Def: 19 HP: 20 Meat: 40-60 P: goblin	flimsy clipboard (15)	meat stack (25)
Knob Goblin Alchemist	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 45 P: goblin	half-baked potion (25)	philosopher's scone (15)	broken petri dish (b0)
Knob Goblin Assistant Chef	Atk: 2 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 7-9 P: goblin	chef's hat (32)	Knob Goblin tongs (12)	Knob Goblin pants (8)
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team	Atk: 2 Def: 1 HP: 2 E: hot Meat: 8-12 P: goblin	bowl of cottage cheese (60)	Knob Goblin pants (8)	Knob Goblin tongs (20)	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce (p20)	bloodstained briquette (b0)
Knob Goblin Bean Counter	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 20 Meat: 48-72 P: goblin	hill of beans (50)	Knob Goblin visor (5)	stolen office supplies (10)	bundle of receipts (b0)
Knob Goblin Elite Guard	Atk: 25 Def: 27 HP: 30 Meat: 40-60 P: goblin	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15)	Knob Goblin elite helm (10)	Knob Goblin elite pants (10)	Knob Goblin elite shirt (10)	knob bugle (10)
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Captain	Atk: 30 Def: 27 HP: 35 Meat: 240-360 P: goblin	Knob Goblin elite helm (100)	Knob Goblin elite pants (100)	Knob Goblin elite polearm (100)
Knob Goblin Embezzler	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 20 Meat: 400-600 P: goblin	meat stack (0)	bundle of receipts (b0)
Knob Goblin Harem Girl	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 20 E: sleaze P: goblin	disease (10)	Knob Goblin harem veil (20)	Knob Goblin harem pants (20)	finger cymbals (5)	harem girl t-shirt (c2)	swindleblossom (c0)
Knob Goblin Harem Guard	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 20 P: goblin	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar (10)	Knob nuts (15)
Knob Goblin King	BOSS Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 P: goblin
Knob Goblin Mad Scientist	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 25 Meat: 32-48 P: goblin	Knob Goblin love potion (10)	Knob Goblin seltzer (15)	Knob Goblin steroids (10)	broken petri dish (b0)
Knob Goblin Madam	Atk: 30 Def: 22 HP: 30 P: goblin	Knob Goblin perfume (25)	whalebone corset (15)
Knob Goblin Master Chef	Atk: 22 Def: 19 HP: 20 Meat: 24-36 P: goblin	dry noodles (15)	Knob Goblin spatula (15)	Knob mushroom (15)	spices (15)
Knob Goblin MBA	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 20 Meat: 56-84 P: goblin	baggie of powdered sugar (15)	meat stack (25)	meat stack (5)
Knob Goblin Mutant	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 43 Meat: 46-50 P: goblin
Knob Goblin Poseur	Atk: 4 Def: 3 HP: 5 Meat: 16-24 P: goblin	dope gangsta bling-bling (10)	out-of-tune biwa (10)	terrible poem (20)
Knob Goblin Sous Chef	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 15 Meat: 16-24 P: goblin	Knob Goblin spatula (7)	Knob sausage (15)	tomato (15)	wad of dough (15)
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist	Atk: 45 Def: 40 HP: 30 Meat: 36-57 P: goblin	Knob Goblin melon baller (5)	Knob Goblin seltzer (15)	Knob Goblin superseltzer (15)	scrumptious reagent (25)	bunch of square grapes (c19)	smudged alchemical recipe (p5)	Cobb's Knob Menagerie key (c0)	Subject 37 file (c0)	broken petri dish (b0)
Knott Slanding	HP: 0 E: cold Meat: 970-1335	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield (100)
Knott Yeti	Atk: 105 Def: 92 HP: 90 E: cold Meat: 168-234 P: beast	yeti fur (30)
Koopa Troopa	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 15 P: beast	black pixel (50)	green pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
L Imp	Atk: 44 Def: 39 HP: 44 E: hot Meat: 24-36 P: demon	Imp Ale (30)	cast (30)	flaming crutch (30)
Lamz0r N00b	Atk: 79 Def: 71 HP: 69 Meat: 24-36 P: humanoid	33398 scroll (30)	draggin' ball hat (10)	plastic guitar (10)	Nardz energy beverage (p30)
Large Kobold	Atk: 57 Def: 49 HP: 60 P: demihuman	ring of aggravate monster (15)	small box (40)	worthless piece of yellow glass (b0)
largish blob of gray goo	Atk: [98] Def: [105] HP: [110] P: horror
Larry of the Field of Signs	BOSS Atk: 70 Def: 63 HP: 70 Init: 50 P: demon	observational glasses (100)
Larval Filthworm	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 180 Init: 50 Meat: 41-60 E: stench P: bug	filthworm hatchling scent gland (10)
Lemon-In-The-Box	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 12 P: object	box (20)	lemon (50)
Lesser Fruit Golem	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 9 P: object	grapefruit (15)	grapes (15)	lemon (15)	orange (15)	strawberry (15)
Lihc	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 11 ED: spooky EA: spooky EA: sleaze Meat: 29-43 P: undead	lihc eye (30)
Liquid Metal Robot	Atk: 140 Def: 144 HP: 150 P: object	physiostim pill (0)	pool of liquid metal (0)	essence of cold (c100)
little blob of gray goo	Atk: [36] Def: [40] HP: [45] P: horror
Little Man in the Canoe	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Lobsterfrogman	Atk: 171 Def: 152 HP: 190 Meat: 78 P: beast	barrel of gunpowder (n100)
Lollicat	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 30 P: humanoid	lollipop stick (10)	pearidot (c1)
Lolligator	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 30 P: humanoid	lollipop stick (10)	tourmalime (c1)
Lollipede	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 30 P: humanoid	lollipop stick (10)	bananagate (c1)
Lolliphaunt	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 50 P: humanoid	lollipop stick (25)	kumquartz (c1)
Lolrus	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 70 P: humanoid	lollipop stick (20)	lollipop stick (20)	strawberyl (c1)
Lonely Construct	Atk: 300 Def: 315 HP: 350 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) (1)
Loose Coalition of Yetis, Snowmen, and Goats	HP: 100 Def: 72 Atk: 80 P: beast	six tiny wedges of goat cheese (0)	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker (c100)
Lord Spookyraven	BOSS Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 200 ED: spooky P: undead	Eye of Ed (100)	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet (100)
Lounge Lizardfish	Atk: 400 Def: 630 HP: 550 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	amber aviator shades (n5)	hair of the fish (c7)	rough fish scale (n4)	slug of shochu (21)
lowercase B	Atk: 58 Def: 52 HP: 70 P: slime	left parenthesis (15)
lowercase H	Atk: 59 Def: 54 HP: 77 P: horror	left bracket (15)	left parenthesis (20)	percent sign (25)
lowercase K	Atk: 57 Def: 49 HP: 60 P: demihuman	equal sign (15)	left parenthesis (40)
Lumberjack Supervisor	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 40 Meat: 24-36 P: humanoid	balaclava (5)	balaclava baklava (25)
Lumberjill	Atk: 36 Def: 32 HP: 36 Meat: 16-24 P: humanoid	Blatantly Canadian (30)	maple syrup (30)	supportive bra (c20)
Lumberjuan	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 35 Meat: 16-24 P: humanoid	los chinos (5)	leaflet (15)	wooden axe (5)
Lumpy, the Demonic Sauceblob	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 500 Init: 100 Phys: 40 P: demon	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 P: slime Image: 4_1.gif	Ancient Saucehelm (100)
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: slime Image: 4_2.gif	Newman's Own Trousers (100)
Lumpy, the Sinister Sauceblob (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 Init: 90 Phys: 25 P: slime Image: 4_3.gif
Mad Bugbears	Atk: 16 Def: 15 HP: 13 P: beast
Mad Flagellate	Atk: 25 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: bug	memory of a G (20)	memory of a T (20)
Magic Dragonfish	Atk: 500 Def: 360 HP: 750 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	rough fish scale (n4)	seaweed (n5)	dragonfish caviar (n5)
MagiMechTech MechaMech	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 100 P: object	photoprotoneutron torpedo (30)	metallic A (30)	glowing red eye (16)	oversized pizza cutter (8)	magilaser blastercannon (10)	burned-out arcanodiode (b0)
Malevolent Crop Circle	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Malevolent Hair Clog	Atk: 95 Def: 81 HP: 85 ED: spooky P: horror	gob of wet hair (40)
Malevolent Magnetic Field	HP: 100 Def: 76 Atk: 75 P: strange	bottle of gin (0)
Mammon the Elephant	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 50000 P: beast	avarice stone (100)
Man-Eating Plant	Atk: 7 Def: 8 HP: 10 P: plant
Marcus Macurgeon	HP: 0 P: undead	jar full of wind (0)	jar full of wind (0)	purple prose pen (0)
Mariachi Bandolero	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: humanoid
Mariachi Bruiser	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: humanoid	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Mariachi Calavera	Atk: 22 Def: 19 HP: 30 P: undead	bottle of tequila (30)	marzipan skull (30)	calavera concertina (p5)	callused fingerbone (b0)
Mayonnaise Wasp	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 11 "A Little Bit Poisoned" P: bug
Me4t BegZ0r	Atk: 87 Def: 78 HP: 77 P: humanoid	meat vortex (100)
Mean Drunk Duck	Atk: 180 Def: 157 HP: 190 Meat: 174-229 P: beast	bottle of vodka (20)	bottle of tequila (20)	bottle of whiskey (20)	duct tape (5)
Medusa	Atk: 75 Def: 76 HP: 80 P: horror	blue pixel (0)	white pixel (0)	white pixel (0)
Menacing Construct	Atk: 400 Def: 315 HP: 400 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) (1)
Menacing Lawn Gnome	HP: 75 Def: 45 Atk: 50 P: demihuman	machetito (0)	pointy red hat (0)
Menacing Thug	Atk: 55 Def: 49 HP: 75 Atk: 55 P: humanoid
Mer-kin Burglar	Atk: 650 Def: 720 HP: 650 Meat: 200-300 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin foodbucket (n6)	Mer-kin hidepaint (n10)	Mer-kin sneakmask (n2)	Mer-kin takebag (n2)
Mer-kin Diver	Atk: 475 Def: 427 HP: 700 Meat: 160-240 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin foodbucket (n15)	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin pressureglobe (n9)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Healer	Atk: 650 Def: 585 HP: 600 Meat: 120-180 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin foodbucket (n5)	Mer-kin healscroll (n25)	Mer-kin prayerbeads (n5)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n15)
Mer-kin Miner	Atk: 450 Def: 405 HP: 750 Meat: 160-240 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin food bucket (n5)	Mer-kin digpick (n10)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Raider	Atk: 750 Def: 585 HP: 800 Meat: 200-300 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin breastplate (c2)	Mer-kin foodbucket (n10)	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin roundshield (n2)
Mer-kin Scavenger	Atk: 450 Def: 405 HP: 600 Meat: 160-240 P: mer-kin	Mer-kin hookspear (n2)	Mer-kin takebag (n4)	Mer-kin thingpouch (n25)
Mer-kin Tippler	Atk: 600 Def: 360 HP: 750 Meat: 160-240 P: mer-kin	Alewife&trade; Ale (40)	Mer-kin foodbucket (n5)	Mer-kin pinkslip (n5)	slug of vodka (21)
Mesmerizing Penguin	P: penguin	Crimbuck (0)	pocketwatch on a chain (0)	spiraling shape (c100)
Mimic	BOSS Atk: 45 Def: 40 HP: 50 P: strange	dead mimic (n100)
Mimic (Bottom 2 Rows)	Atk: 15 Def: 13 HP: 25 P: strange
Mimic (Middle 2 Rows)	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 35 P: strange
Mimic (Top 2 Rows)	Atk: 35 Def: 31 HP: 45 P: strange
Mind Flayer	Atk: 59 Def: 54 HP: 77 P: horror	mind flayer corpse (25)	cornuthaum (15)	large box (20)
Mine Crab	Atk: 700 Def: 540 HP: 850 Meat: 200-300 P: fish	live nautical mine (n20)
Mismatched Twins	Atk: 91 Def: 85 HP: 100 P: humanoid	artisanal limoncello (0)	giant motorcycle boots (0)
Mob Penguin Arsonist	P: penguin	Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Caporegime	P: penguin	Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Demolitionist	P: penguin	Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Enforcer	P: penguin	patent leather shoes (0)
Mob Penguin Goon	P: penguin	Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
# Mob Penguin Goon	P: penguin	penguin thesaurus (0)
Mob Penguin hitman	Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 90 Meat: 200-220 P: penguin	kneecapping stick (0)
Mob Penguin Hitpenguin	P: penguin	canteen of wine (0)	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick (0)
Mob Penguin Kneecapper	P: penguin	Crimbuck	herringcello	penguin focaccia bread
Mob Penguin Psychopath	P: penguin	knuckle sandwich (0)	psycho sweater (c0)
Mob Penguin Racketeer	P: penguin	gray bow tie (0)
Mob Penguin Smasher	P: penguin	chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	kneecapping stick (0)	penguin skin (0)
Mob Penguin Smith	P: penguin	chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	iron pasta spoon (0)	scroll of pasta summoning (0)
Mob Penguin Supervisor	P: penguin	chunk of depleted Grimacite (0)	mafia aria (0)	Mob Penguin cellular phone (0)	support cummerbund (0)
Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge	Atk: 180 Def: 162 HP: 300 E: stench Phys: 50 P: hippy	communications windchimes (3)	didgeridooka (33)	gas balloon (20)
Modern Zmobie	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead
Monkey Wrenchin' Elf	P: crimbo	elf resistance button (100)	throwing wrench (0)	wrench handle (c100)
Monty Basingstoke-Pratt, IV	Atk: 195 Def: 175 HP: 240 Meat: 174-215 E: sleaze	white class ring (0)	natty blue ascot (100)	distressed denim pants (0)	bejeweled pledge pin (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)
Mother Hellseal	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 150 P: demon	burst hellseal brain (c0)	shredded hellseal hide (c0)	torn hellseal sinew (c0)	hellseal brain (c0)	hellseal hide (c0)	hellseal sinew (c0)	hellseal whisker (c0)	hellseal claw (c0)
Mother Slime	Atk: 1000 Def: 900 HP: 2950 EA: slime P: slime	hardened slime belt (0)	hardened slime hat (0)	hardened slime pants (0)	slime-soaked brain (0)	slime-soaked hypophysis (0)	slime-soaked sweat gland (0)	slimy alveolus (0)	chamoisole (n5)	caustic slime nodule (0)	caustic slime nodule (0)	squirming Slime larva (0)
Mountain Man	Atk: 80 Def: 72 HP: 300 P: object	asbestos ore (40)	asbestos ore (10)	chrome ore (40)	chrome ore (10)	linoleum ore (40)	linoleum ore (10)
Mounted Lawn Gnome	HP: 95 Def: 54 Atk: 60 P: demihuman	pointy red hat (0)	lawnmower blade (0)	grass clippings (0)
Mowing Lawn Gnome	HP: 85 Def: 49 Atk: 55 P: demihuman	lawnmower blade (0)	grass clippings (0)	pointy red hat (0)
Muff	Atk: 153 Def: 137 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Mutant Circuit-Soldering Elf		elven moonshine (0)	miniature antlers (0)
Mutant Cookie-Baking Elf		festive holiday hat (0)
Mutant Doll-Dressing Elf		cheap elven gloves (0)
Mutant Gift-Wrapping Elf		elven socks (0)
Mutant Whistle-Carving Elf		elven <i>limbos</i> gingerbread (0)	elven whittling knife (0)
Naughty Sorceress	BOSS Atk: 190 Def: 171 HP: 400 Exp: 0 Skill: 50 Item: 25 P: humanoid Image: sorcform1.gif
Naughty Sorceress (2)	BOSS Atk: 205 Def: 184 HP: 600 Exp: 0 Skill: 50 Item: 25 P: humanoid Image: sorcblob.gif
Naughty Sorceress (3)	BOSS Atk: 9999999 Def: 8999999 HP: 9999999 Exp: 500 Image: bigsauce.gif	Instant Karma (c100)
Naughty Sorority Nurse	Atk: 180 Def: 166 HP: 160 ED: sleaze P: orc	energy drink IV (27)	gauze garter (25)	gauze garter (16)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (3)
Neil	Atk: 195 Def: 175 HP: 240 ED: stench Meat: 182-187	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	green clay bead (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	longhaired hippy wig (100)	reinforced beaded headband (0)
Neptune Flytrap	Atk: 450 Def: 360 HP: 700 "Really Quite Poisoned" P: plant	flytrap pellet (n30)	water-polo cap (c0)	wriggling flytrap pellet (c0)
Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet	Atk: 45 Def: 40 HP: 80 P: beast	respected companion biscuit (0)
Neptune, the Dog that Is a Respected Equal and Not a Pet Cast Member	HP: 100 Def: 58 Atk: 65 P: beast	respected companion biscuit (0)
Newt	HP: [3] Def: [2] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12 P: beast	eye of newt (100)
Next-Generation Frat Boy	Atk: 190 Def: 171 HP: 200 Meat: 150-200 E: sleaze	beaten-up Chucks (100)	white class ring (100)	kick-ass kicks (0)	beer helmet (0)	distressed denim pants (0)
Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks)	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 70 ED: cold P: elemental Image: ninjarice.gif	frigid ninja stars (20)	rice bowl (5)	chopsticks (5)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask)	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 70 E: cold P: elemental Image: snowman.gif	cold ninja mask (10)	frigid ninja stars (20)	frozen nunchaku (5)	icy katana hilt (15)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman Assassin	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 0 E: cold P: elemental	Ninja rope (n100)	Ninja crampons (n100)	Ninja carabiner (n100)
Ninja Snowman Janitor	Atk: 80 Def: 81 HP: 70 ED: cold P: elemental	frigid ninja stars (20)	ninja mop (5)	pail (10)	coal button (b0)
Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 80 ED: cold P: elemental	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (5)	frigid ninja stars (20)	frozen nunchaku (5)	frigid hanky&#363; (0)	frigid mote (p5)	coal button (b0)
Normal Hobo	HP: 400 Def: 270 Atk: 300 P: hobo	hobo nickel (c15)	Mr. Joe's bangles (0)	corncob pipe (0)	panhandle panhandling hat (0)	frayed rope belt (0)	cup of infinite pencils (0)	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign (0)	lucky bottlecap (0)	rusty piece of rebar (0)
Nurse Shark	Atk: 450 Def: 405 HP: 800 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	blank prescription sheet (c11)	nurse's hat (n5)	sea salt scrubs (c5)	slug of rum (21)
Oasis Monster	Atk: 132 Def: 123 HP: 139 Meat: 80-120 P: humanoid	displaced fish (20)	palm frond (10)	Supernova Champagne (20)	wonderwall shield (4)	carbonated water lily (10)	hot date (5)
Obese Tourist	Atk: 140 Def: 135 HP: 200 P: humanoid	cupcake-in-a-cup (0)	neurostim pill (0)
Octopus Gardener	HP: 600 Def: 360 Atk: 425 Meat: 80-120 P: fish	octopus's spade (n2)	sea radish (c3)	soggy seed packet (n30)	straw hat (n2)
Octorok	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 15 P: beast	red pixel (70)	red pixel (70)	red pixel (70)
Off-Duty Knob Goblin Elite Guard	Atk: 30 Def: 22 HP: 30 Meat: 40-60 P: goblin	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15)	Knob Goblin elite pants (10)	Knob Goblin elite polearm (10)	Knob Goblin elite shirt (10)	knob bugle (10)
oil baron	Atk: 85 Def: 77 HP: 60 E: sleaze	bubblin' crude (100)
oil cartel	Atk: 85 Def: 77 HP: 60 E: sleaze	bubblin' crude (100)
oil slick	Atk: 85 Def: 77 HP: 60 E: sleaze	bubblin' crude (100)
oil tycoon	Atk: 85 Def: 77 HP: 60 E: sleaze	bubblin' crude (100)
Ol' Scratch	BOSS HP: 8000 Def: 450 Atk: 500 E: hot P: demon	Elron's Explosive Etude (0)	Ol' Scratch's salad fork (0)	Ol' Scratch's ash can (0)	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches (0)	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat (0)	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork (f20)	Ol' Scratch's manacles (f20)	Ol' Scratch's stove door (f20)
One-Eyed Gnoll	Atk: 11 Def: 9 HP: 5 Meat: 19-28 P: demihuman	eyepatch (5)	gnoll teeth (5)	glass gnoll eye (p5)
One-Eyed Willie	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	star (30)
Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)	Atk: 39 Def: 35 HP: 30 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 P: orc	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	ice-cold fotie (20)	Orcish baseball cap (5)	deodorant (5)	roofie (25)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 P: orc	bottle of gin (20)	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	Orcish cargo shorts (5)	deodorant (5)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)	Atk: 41 Def: 36 HP: 30 E: sleaze Meat: 24-39 P: orc Image: fratskirt.gif	bottle of vodka (20)	homoerotic frat-paddle (5)	Ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	deodorant (5)	frilly skirt (0)	packet of beer nuts (p15)	empty aftershave bottle (b0)
Orcish Frat Boy Spy	Atk: 165 Def: 153 HP: 180 E: sleaze P: orc	beer helmet (30)	distressed denim pants (30)	bejeweled pledge pin (30)
Orcish Frat Wannaboy	Atk: 38 Def: 54 HP: 90 E: sleaze P: orc	plastic cup of beer (100)
Orcish Juvenile Delinquent	HP: 80 Def: 40 Atk: 35 E: sleaze P: orc	plastic cup of beer (100)
Oscus	BOSS HP: 6500 Def: 450 Atk: 500 E: stench P: hobo	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (0)	jar of fermented pickle juice (0)	Oscus's dumpster waders (0)	Oscus's pelt (0)	Wand of Oscus (0)	Oscus's flypaper pants (f20)	Oscus's garbage can lid (f20)	Oscus's neverending soda (f20)
Overdone Flame-Broiled Meat Blob	Atk: 4 Def: 1 HP: 2 E: hot Meat: 16-24 P: slime	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)	meat paste (40)
P Imp	Atk: 42 Def: 37 HP: 42 E: hot Meat: 24-36 P: demon	Imp Ale (30)	hot wing (30)	diamond-studded cane (5)
Panicking Knott Yeti	Atk: 105 Def: 92 HP: 90 E: cold Meat: 168-234 P: beast	yeti fur (30)
Panty Raider Frat Boy	Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 250 E: sleaze P: orc	chloroform rag (12)	chloroform rag (7)	depantsing bomb (18)	depantsing bomb (3)	Elmley shades (6)	PADL Phone (3)	panty raider camouflage (10)	white class ring (30)
Paper Towelgeist	Atk: 4 Def: 3 HP: 6 P: undead	cardboard katana (5)
Pencil Golem	Atk: 15 Def: 13 HP: 11 P: object
Pernicious Puddle of Pesto	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: slime	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Perpendicular Bat	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 12 Meat: 26-40 P: beast	batgut (15)	bat wing (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Pine Bat	Atk: 14 Def: 10 HP: 8 EA: stench Meat: 18-27 P: beast	bat wing (15)	Pine-Fresh air freshener (15)	batgut (15)
Plaque of Locusts	Atk: 134 Def: 124 HP: 140 P: bug	bronzed locust (20)	honey-dipped locust (20)	handful of sand (20)
Plastered Frat Orc	Atk: 10 Def: 7 HP: 7 P: orc	ice-cold fotie (20)	ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20)	ice-cold Willer (20)
Pooltergeist	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 25 P: undead	1-ball (3)	2-ball (3)	3-ball (3)	4-ball (3)	5-ball (3)	6-ball (3)	7-ball (3)	8-ball (15)
Pop-and-Lock Raver	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: humanoid	baggy rave pants (c0)	glowstick on a string (c0)	teddybear backpack (c0)
Pork Sword	Atk: 162 Def: 145 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Portly Abomination	Atk: 73 Def: 65 HP: 63 Meat: 61-91 P: horror	abominable blubber (0)
Possessed Can of Tomatoes	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 2-4 P: undead	razor-sharp can lid (45)	tomato (60)	possessed tomato (p15)	shredded can label (b0)
Possessed Pipe-Organ	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Possessed Silverware Drawer	Atk: 5 Def: 3 HP: 6 P: undead	antique packet of ketchup (0)	corn holder (15)	eggbeater (4)
Possessed Wine Rack	Atk: 158 Def: 146 HP: 165 E: spooky P: object	dusty bottle of Marsala (n20)	dusty bottle of Merlot (n20)	dusty bottle of Muscat (n20)	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (n20)	dusty bottle of Port (n20)	dusty bottle of Zinfandel (n20)
Possibility Giant	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 P: demihuman	chaos butterfly (20)	plot hole (20)	probability potion (30)
Poutine Ooze	Atk: 3 Def: 1 HP: 3 P: slime	poutine (40)
Pr Imp	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 60 E: hot Init: 45 Meat: 48-58 P: demon	imp air (15)
Pretty Fly	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Procrastination Giant	Atk: 125 Def: 112 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 P: demihuman	procrastination potion (30)
Professor Jacking	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 200
Propaganda-Spewin' Elf	P: crimbo	bottle of agitprop ink (c100)	elf resistance button (100)	poison pen (0)
Protagonist	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 80 Init: 80 Meat: 80-120 P: humanoid	phonics down (40)	ridiculously huge sword (10)	super-spiky hair gel (20)	ocarina of space (5)
Protector Spectre	Atk: 164 Def: 151 HP: 100 Phys: 100	ancient amulet (100)	spectre scepter (100)
Provocateur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Psychedelic Fur	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: strange	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Pufferfish	Atk: 400 Def: 450 HP: 750 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	pufferfish spine (n5)	rough fish scale (n4)	seaweed (n5)
Pumped-up Bass	Atk: 330 Def: 270 HP: 500 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	beefy fish meat (n5)
Pumpkin Tree	HP: 0	petrified wood (5)	pumpkinhead mask (20)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Pygmy Assault Squad	Atk: 152 Def: 136 HP: 148 Meat: 102-145 P: humanoid	bottle of alcohol (40)	pygmy pygment (25)	pygmy spear (5)	jungle drum (10)
Pygmy Blowgunner	Atk: 156 Def: 130 HP: 147 Meat: 86-118 P: humanoid	big bad voodoo mask (5)	pygmy blowgun (30)	pygmy nose-bone (10)
Pygmy Headhunter	Atk: 146 Def: 138 HP: 150 E: sleaze Meat: 143-207 P: humanoid	briefcase (60)	headhunter necktie (5)	pointed stick (10)	world's smallest violin (5)
Quantum Mechanic	Atk: 61 Def: 51 HP: 81 P: humanoid	large box (40)	vorpal blade (15)	pile of gold coins (p20)
Queen Filthworm	BOSS Atk: 173 Def: 155 HP: 195 Init: 50 Meat: 1000 E: stench P: bug	heart of the filthworm queen (100)
Quiet Healer	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 90 Init: 80 Meat: 92-138 P: humanoid	amulet of extreme plot significance (10)	scroll of drastic healing (30)	soft green echo eyedrop antidote (30)
Racecar Bob	Atk: 144 Def: 124 HP: 139 Meat: 100-144 P: humanoid	enormous belt buckle (25)	leather chaps (15)	mesh cap (15)	stunt nuts (30)
Raconteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Raging Bull	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 20 Init: 75 Meat: 24-36 P: humanoid	pile of jumping beans (50)	can of Red Minotaur (30)	boxing glove (0)	boxing glove (0)
Rampaging Adding Machine	Atk: 80 Def: 72 HP: 70 P: object
Ratbat	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 22 Meat: 18-28 P: beast	rat appendix (15)	ratgut (15)	ratarang (p5)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)
Rattlin' Duck	Atk: 175 Def: 155 HP: 190 Meat: 131-162 E: stench P: beast	fetid feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Raver Giant	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 Meat: 120-180 P: demihuman	Angry Farmer candy (30)	giant needle (30)	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (30)	rave whistle (5)	discarded pacifier (b0)
Regular Old Bat	Atk: 13 Def: 11 HP: 8 Meat: 18-28 P: beast	bat guano (15)	batgut (15)	bat wing (15)
Remains of a Jilted Mistress	Atk: 164 Def: 139 HP: 145 ED: spooky P: undead	antique hand mirror (40)
Rene C. Corman	Atk: 222 Def: 199 HP: 1000	Thwaitgold maggot statuette (100n)
Revolting Bugbear	Atk: 13 Def: 12 HP: 10 E: stench P: beast
Revolving Bugbear	Atk: 14 Def: 13 HP: 11 P: beast
Ribbon-cutting Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Rock Scorpion	Atk: 139 Def: 127 HP: 145 Meat: 165-237 P: bug	handful of sand (25)	handful of sand (15)	scorpion whip (5)
Rock-Banging Cave Elf		rock (8)	stick (7)	stick (15)
Roller Skate	Atk: 450 Def: 360 HP: 700 Meat: 80-120 P: fish	brand new key (0)	brass dorsal fin (0)	skate skin (0)	skate skates (0)
Rolling Stone	Atk: 137 Def: 126 HP: 135 P: elemental	palm frond (10)	handful of moss (20)	brown sugar cane (20)	mother's little helper (10)	Tuesday's ruby (5)	hot date (5)
Rotund Duck	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 195 Meat: 240-369 P: beast	duct tape (6)
Rudolphus of Crimborg		capacitor relay (8)	carbon nanotube frame (8)	ion grid (8)	Feynman gate (8)	logic synthesizer (8)	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (4)
Running Man	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: humanoid	candy necklace (c0)	glowstick on a string (c0)	pacifier necklace (c0)
Rushing Bum	Atk: 1 Def: 0 HP: 1 P: hobo	bum cheek (32)	Mad Train wine (30)	moxie weed (15)	dented harmonica (15)	cheap cigar butt (p60)
Saboteur Elf		elf resistance button (100)	elven cellocello (0)	elven suicide capsule (0)
Sabre-Toothed Ferret	Atk: 250 Def: 198 HP: 200 Meat: 160-240 E: stench P: beast	sabre teeth (25)	Spanish fly (c25)
Sabre-Toothed Goat	Atk: 68 Def: 61 HP: 50 Meat: 44-66 P: beast	goat beard (5)	Sabre teeth (5)	billy idol (b0)
Sabre-Toothed Lime	Atk: 14 Def: 12 HP: 8 P: beast
Safari Jack, Small-Game Hunter	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 P: humanoid	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Safari Jack's moustache (100)	untamable turtle (100)
Salamander	HP: [3] Def: [2] Atk: [3] Meat: 8-12 P: beast	salamander spleen (100)
Sassy Pirate	Atk: 61 Def: 54 HP: 51 Meat: 17-24 P: pirate	crowbarrr (10)	flaregun (30)	sunken chest (15)	swashbuckling pants (10)
Scary Clown	Atk: 19 Def: 17 HP: 15 E: spooky Meat: 20-32 P: horror	big red clown nose (10)	bloody clown pants (10)	long skinny balloon (40)	big bass drum (4)	clown skin (10)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Scary Pirate	Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 200 E: spooky Meat: 35-55 P: pirate	cursed breeches (n0)	cursed cutlass (n0)	cursed eyepatch (n0)
School of Wizardfish	Atk: 300 Def: 270 HP: 400 Meat: 160-240 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	fishy wand (c0)	glistening fish meat (n5)
Scimitarfish	Atk: 400 Def: 292 HP: 550 Meat: 176-264 P: fish	dull fish scale (n15)	fish scimitar (n2)
Scorched Duck	Atk: 170 Def: 156 HP: 185 Meat: 148-200 E: hot P: beast	flaming feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Screambat	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 15 P: beast
Security Slime	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: slime
Senile Lihc	Atk: 56 Def: 51 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead	lihc eye (20)	lihc face (9)	shimmering tendrils (c5)
Serialbus	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 60 Init: 35 E: hot Meat: 25-35 P: demon	bus pass (25)
Sewer Gator	Atk: 245 Def: 225 HP: 300 P: beast	gator skin (0)	sewer nuggets (0)	sewer nuggets (0)
Sexy Sorority Ghost	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 P: humanoid	Haunted Sorority House staff guide (0)	ghostly body paint (0)	Ecto-Cooler (0)	ghost protocol (0)	extra-see-thru nightie (0)
Sexy Sorority Skeleton	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 P: humanoid	Haunted Sorority House staff guide (0)	press-on ribs (0)	Bone's Farm &quot;wine&quot; (0)	throwing bone (0)	extremely skinny jeans (0)
Sexy Sorority Vampire	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 P: humanoid	Haunted Sorority House staff guide (0)	bite-me-red lipstick (0)	Blood Light (0)	Nightstalker perfume (0)	Mesmereyes&trade; contact lenses (0)
Sexy Sorority Werewolf	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 P: humanoid	Haunted Sorority House staff guide (0)	whisker pencil (0)	Silver Bullet beer (0)	drum of pomade (0)	cursed scrunchie (0)
Sexy Sorority Zombie	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 P: humanoid	Haunted Sorority House staff guide (0)	necrotizing body spray (0)	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler (0)	sorority brain (0)	BRAINS shorts (0)
Shady Pirate	Atk: 67 Def: 60 HP: 57 Meat: 24-36 P: pirate	safarrri hat (10)
Shaky Clown	Atk: 19 Def: 17 HP: 16 E: sleaze Meat: 16-24 P: horror	bloody clown pants (15)	big red clown nose (15)	bottle of gin (10)	bottle of rum (10)	bottle of tequila (10)	bottle of whiskey (10)	bottle of vodka (10)	boxed wine (10)	clown skin (10)	polka-dot bow tie (p5)	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
Shifty Pirate	Atk: 69 Def: 62 HP: 59 Meat: 36-58 P: pirate	arrrgyle socks (10)	flaregun (30)	sunken chest (30)
Sinew-Stretching Cave Elf		stringy sinew (20)	stringy sinew (20)	stringy sinew (20)
Sk8 Gnome	Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 65 Meat: 56-84 P: demihuman	eXtreme mittens (0)	Mountain Stream soda (0)	gr8ps (40)	sk8board (5)	t8r tots (40)
Skate Board Member	Atk: 450 Def: 450 HP: 750 P: fish	S.A.V.E. flyer (0)	skate board (0)	skate skin (0)
Skeletal Cat	Atk: 9 Def: 8 HP: 8 ED: spooky P: undead	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Hamster	Atk: 8 Def: 7 HP: 7 ED: spooky P: undead	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Monkey	Atk: 9 Def: 8 HP: 8 ED: spooky P: undead	pile of dusty animal bones (100)
Skeletal Reindeer		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Skeletal Sommelier	Atk: 168 Def: 142 HP: 162 Meat: 80-120 ED: spooky P: undead	dusty bottle of Marsala (n20)	dusty bottle of Merlot (n20)	dusty bottle of Muscat (n20)	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir (n20)	dusty bottle of Port (n20)	dusty bottle of Zinfandel (n20)	wine-soaked bone chips (c0)	disintegrating cork (b0)
Skeleton Invader	HP: 10 Def: 9 Atk: 10 Init: 50	bone chips (30)
Skeleton With a Mop	Atk: 8 Def: 7 HP: 7 P: undead	beer-soaked mop (10)	ice-cold Willer (30)	ice-cold Willer (30)
Skelter Butleton, the Butler Skeleton	Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 180 ED: spooky P: undead	silver shrimp fork (100)
Skinflute	Atk: 158 Def: 142 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	star (30)	star (30)	line (30)	line (30)
Skleleton	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 10 E: spooky P: undead	loose teeth (30)	skeleton bone (40)	skeleton bone (20)
Skullbat	Atk: 16 Def: 14 HP: 10 EA: spooky Meat: 25-37 P: beast	broken skull (40)	loose teeth (20)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (15)	smoking talon (c0)
Skulldozer	Atk: [max(300,MOX)+5+ML] Def: [max(300,MUS)+5+ML] HP: [max(300,HP)+5+ML]	skulldozer egg (0)
Skullery Maid	Atk: 3 Def: 3 HP: 4 P: undead	bottle of popskull (30)	dishrag (5)
Sleaze Hobo	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 500 E: sleaze P: hobo	hobo nickel (c15)	sleazy bindle (0)	Summer Nights (0)	Sensual Massage for Creeps (0)	stained mattress (0)
Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard	Atk: 0 Def: 0 HP: 1 Meat: 4-6 P: goblin	viking helmet (32)	Knob Goblin pants (8)	Knob Goblin scimitar (32)
Sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 40 Meat: 32-48 P: demihuman	miner's pants (9)
Sleepy Mariachi	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 P: humanoid	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Slick Lihc	Atk: 59 Def: 54 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead	lihc eye (20)	lihc face (7)	shimmering tendrils (c5)
Slime1	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 200 EA: slime P: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	tiny slimy cyst (n5)	wad of slimy rags (n1)
Slime2	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 200 EA: slime P: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	tiny slimy cyst (n5)
Slime3	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 200 EA: slime P: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	small slimy cyst (n5)
Slime4	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 200 EA: slime P: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	medium slimy cyst (n2)
Slime5	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 200 EA: slime P: slime	slimy sweetbreads (5)	slimy fermented bile bladder (5)	big slimy cyst (n2)
Slithering Hollandaise Glob	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: slime	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	nauseating reagent (0)
Slow Talkin' Elliot	Atk: 190 Def: 171 HP: 200 Meat: 130-154 E: stench	bullet-proof corduroys (0)	green clay bead (0)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags (100)
Smarmy Pirate	Atk: 65 Def: 58 HP: 55 E: sleaze Meat: 22-34 P: pirate	bottle of rum (50)	eyepatch (10)	flaregun (30)	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet (20)	vial of pirate sweat (b0)
Smart Skelton	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 11 E: spooky P: undead	smart skull (50)
Smooth Jazz Scabie	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 140 P: bug	can-you-dig-it? (0)
smut orc jacker	Atk: 75 Def: 70 HP: 65 P: orc	orcish hand lotion (0)	orc wrist (0)	long hard screw (0)	messy butt joint (0)	morningwood plank (0)	raging hardwood plank (0)	thick caulk (0)	weirdwood plank (0)
smut orc nailer	Atk: 75 Def: 70 HP: 65 P: orc	orcish nailing lube (0)	orcish stud-finder	long hard screw (0)	messy butt joint (0)	morningwood plank (0)	raging hardwood plank (0)	thick caulk (0)	weirdwood plank (0)
smut orc pervert	Atk: 85 Def: 85 HP: 75 P: orc	smut orc keepsake box (100n)
smut orc pipelayer	Atk: 80 Def: 75 HP: 70 P: orc	orcish rubber (0)	freshwater pearl necklace (0)	long hard screw (0)	messy butt joint (0)	morningwood plank (0)	raging hardwood plank (0)	thick caulk (0)	weirdwood plank (0)
smut orc screwer	Atk: 80 Def: 75 HP: 70 P: orc	backwoods screwdriver (0)	screwing pooch (0)	long hard screw (0)	messy butt joint (0)	morningwood plank (0)	raging hardwood plank (0)	thick caulk (0)	weirdwood plank (0)
Snow Queen	Atk: 107 Def: 94 HP: 70 E: cold Phys: 100 P: elemental	crazy little Turkish delight (25)	ga-ga radio (5)	Snow Queen Crown (5)
Somerset Lopez, Demon Mariachi	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 1000 Init: 100 P: demon	La Hebilla del Cintur&oacute;n de Lopez (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 P: humanoid Image: 6_1.gif	El Sombrero De Lopez (100)
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: humanoid Image: 6_2.gif	Lederhosen of the Night (100)
Somerset Lopez, Dread Mariachi (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 Init: 90 P: humanoid Image: 6_3.gif
Sorority Nurse	Atk: 170 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: sleaze P: orc	energy drink IV (18)	gauze garter (20)	gauze garter (7)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (3)
Sorority Operator	Atk: 185 Def: 162 HP: 200 E: sleaze P: orc	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (2)	PADL Phone (18)	PADL Phone (18)	PADL Phone (18)	white class ring (31)
Space Marine	Atk: 160 Def: 135 HP: 140 P: humanoid	facehugging alien (0)	physiostim pill (0)	essence of fright (c100)
Space Tourist Explorer Ghost	Atk: 74 Def: 66 HP: 40 Phys: 100	A-Boo clue (0)	Space Tourist Phaser (0)	Space Tours Tripple (0)
Spaghetti Demon	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 600 Init: 100 P: demon	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Spaghetti Elemental (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 P: elemental Image: 3_1.gif	Colander of Em-er'il (100)
Spaghetti Elemental (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: elemental Image: 3_2.gif	Angelhair Culottes (100)
Spaghetti Elemental (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 Init: 90 P: elemental Image: 3_3.gif
Spam Witch	Atk: 85 Def: 76 HP: 75 EA: sleaze Meat: 24-38 P: humanoid	30669 scroll (30)	Spam Witch sammich (50)	sammich crust (b0)
Spectral Jellyfish	Atk: 70 Def: 63 HP: 60 "Somewhat Poisoned" P: beast	spectral jelly (p1)
spider (duck?) topiary animal	Atk: 85 Def: 80 HP: 90 P: beast	rusty hedge trimmers (0)
Spider Gremlin	Atk: 172 Def: 151 HP: 170 Meat: 40-60 P: demihuman	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum pliers (c0)
Spiny Skelelton	Atk: 53 Def: 48 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead	skeleton bone (40)	smart skull (50)	spiked femur (10)	evil eye (20)
Spirit of New Wave (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 P: undead Image: 5_1.gif	Disco 'Fro Pick (100)
Spirit of New Wave (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: undead Image: 5_2.gif	Volartta's bellbottoms (100)
Spirit of New Wave (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 Init: 90 P: undead Image: 5_3.gif
Sponge	Atk: 350 Def: 405 HP: 1000 P: fish	sand dollar (n10)	sand dollar (n9)	sand dollar (n1)	slab of sponge (n5)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Guard	Atk: 55 Def: 49 HP: 45 E: spooky P: plant	spooky mushroom (40)	halfberd (5)	small leather glove (10)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Ninja	Atk: 65 Def: 58 HP: 55 E: spooky P: plant	spooky mushroom (40)	teeny-tiny ninja stars (5)	tiny ninja sword (5)
Spooky Gravy Fairy Warlock	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 50 E: spooky P: plant	spooky mushroom (40)	enchanted toothpick (5)
Spooky Hobo	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 500 E: spooky P: hobo	hobo nickel (c15)	spooky bindle (0)	Asleep in the Cemetery (0)	Let Me Be! (0)	comfy coffin (0)
Spooky Mummy	Atk: 4 Def: 3 HP: 3 Meat: 8-15 E: spooky P: undead	dried face (10)	spooky shrunken head (20)
Spooky Vampire	Atk: 3 Def: 3 HP: 2 E: spooky Meat: 4-7 P: undead	vampire heart (c100)	vampire cape (c4)
Spookyraven Manor	HP: 120 Def: 72 Atk: 80 P: object	collection of tiny spooky objects (0)
Spunky Princess	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 75 Init: 90 Meat: 88-132 P: humanoid	cocoa eggshell fragment (30)	tiny house (30)	titanium assault umbrella (10)
Stella, the Demonic Turtle Poacher	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 1000 Init: 100 P: demon	Garter of the Turtle Poacher (100)	Instant Karma (c100)	heart of the volcano (c100)
Stella, the Turtle Poacher (Inner Sanctum)	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 24 HP: 30 Init: 60 P: humanoid Image: 2_1.gif	Elder Turtle Shell (100)
Stella, the Turtle Poacher (The Nemesis' Lair)	BOSS Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 220 Init: 80 P: humanoid Image: 2_2.gif	Galapagosian Cuisses (100)
Stella, the Turtle Poacher (Volcanic Cave)	BOSS Atk: 185 Def: 166 HP: 260 Init: 90 P: humanoid Image: 2_3.gif
Stench Hobo	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 500 E: stench P: hobo	hobo nickel (c15)	stinkin' bindle (0)	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook (0)	Travels with Jerry (0)	filth-encrusted futon (0)
Stocking-stuffing Zombie		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Stone Temple Pirate	HP: [(min(50,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(50,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(50,MOX)+ML] P: object	ancient poisoned dart (35)	eyepatch (15)
Stranglin' Algae	Atk: 400 Def: 405 HP: 600 P: plant	glob of green slime (n30)
Striking Factory-Worker Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Gift-Wrapper Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Middle-Management Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	stuffing (10)	length of string (10)	googly eye (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Pencil-Pusher Elf		felt (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	toy wheel (10)
Striking Stocking-Stuffer Elf		length of string (10)	stuffing (10)	wooden block (10)	googly eye (10)	felt (10)	toy wheel (10)
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist	Atk: 1 Def: 1 HP: 1 Meat: 5-7 P: goblin	Knob Goblin firecracker (100)	Knob Goblin pants (9)	strongness elixir (30)
Suckubus	Atk: 55 Def: 49 HP: 55 Init: 35 E: hot Meat: 35-45 P: demon	bus pass (20)
Surprised Mariachi	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 125 P: humanoid	spangly mariachi pants (0)	spangly mariachi vest (0)	spangly sombrero (0)
Susie Soyburger	Atk: 50 Def: 36 HP: 90 P: demihuman	soyburger juice (0)
Susie Soyburger Cast Member	HP: 110 Def: 54 Atk: 70 P: humanoid	soyburger juice (0)
Swamp Duck	Atk: 169 Def: 160 HP: 190 Meat: 120-172 E: stench P: beast	fetid feather (10)	duct tape (5)
Swarm of Fire Ants	Atk: 142 Def: 119 HP: 136 E: hot P: bug	ant agonist (20)	ant hoe (1)	ant pick (1)	ant pitchfork (1)	ant rake (1)	ant sickle (1)	handful of sand (20)
Swarm of fudgewasps	Atk: 450 Def: 405 HP: 500 P: bug	fudgecule (c100)
Swarm of Ghuol Whelps	Atk: 50 Def: 45 HP: 100 E: spooky P: undead
Swarm of Killer Bees	Atk: 59 Def: 53 HP: 75 "Somewhat Poisoned" P: bug	baby killer bee (5)	royal jelly (25)
Swarm of Knob Lice	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 30 Phys: 50 P: bug
swarm of lowercase As	Atk: 59 Def: 53 HP: 75 P: bug	lowercase A (5)	percent sign (25)
Swarm of Scarab Beatles	Atk: 136 Def: 117 HP: 131 Meat: 140-210 E: spooky P: bug	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (c1)	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (c1)	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (c1)	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (c1)	savoy truffle (10)	rocky raccoon (40)	mojo filter (5)	Maxwell's Silver Hammer (5)	carbonated water lily (10)	palm frond (10)	hot date (5)	happiness (5)
Swarthy Pirate	Atk: 63 Def: 56 HP: 53 Meat: 20-32 P: pirate	leotarrrd (10)	pirate pelvis (20)	stuffed shoulder parrot (10)
Taco Cat	Atk: 139 Def: 131 HP: 145 Meat: 32-49 P: beast	cat appendix (30)	catgut (30)	taco shell (30)
Talking Head	Atk: 24 Def: 21 HP: 21 P: strange	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)	evil paper umbrella (0)
Tan Gnat	Atk: 136 Def: 127 HP: 128 P: beast	[2528] (40)	gnatwing (40)	suntan lotion of moxiousness (50)
Tapdancing Skeleton	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 120 ED: spooky P: undead	tap shoes (5)	worn tophat (5)
Tektite	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 15 P: beast	black pixel (50)	blue pixel (80)	white pixel (50)
Terrifying Robot	Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 170 P: object	neurostim pill (0)	physiostim pill (0)
Tetchy Pirate	Atk: 83 Def: 75 HP: 72 Meat: 32-48 P: pirate	bottle of rum (20)	cocktail napkin (10)
The Abominable Fudgeman	HP: 0	heart of dark chocolate (0)
The Avatar of Sneaky Pete	BOSS Atk: 225 Def: 202 HP: 800 P: humanoid
The Bat in the Spats	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 9500 P: beast	vanity stone (100)
The Big Wisniewski	BOSS Atk: 250 Def: 225 HP: 2000 ED: stench	solid gold bowling ball (100)
The Clownlord Beelzebozo	BOSS Atk: 27 Def: 27 HP: 40 P: horror	empty greasepaint tube (b0)
The Colollilossus	HP: 0	all-year sucker (100)
The Fudge Wizard	HP: 400 Def: 270 Atk: 300	wand of fudge control (100)
The Landscaper	BOSS HP: 100000 Def: 90 Atk: 100 EA: hot Phys: 100 P: demon	The Landscaper's leafblower (100)
The Large-Bellied Snitch	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 10000 P: beast	gluttonous stone (100)
The Luter	Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 100	Clancy's lute (n100)
The Man	BOSS Atk: 250 Def: 225 HP: 2000 ED: sleaze P: humanoid	really dense meat stack (100)
The Mariachi With No Name	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 P: humanoid	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	The Mariachi's guitar case (100)	stray chihuahua (100)
The Master of Thieves	Atk: 70	Platinum Yendorian Express Card (100)
The Temporal Bandit	HP: 50	Counterclockwise Watch (100)
The Terrible Pinch	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 1000 P: demihuman	lecherous stone (100)
The Thing with No Name	BOSS Atk: 200 Def: 225 HP: 1000 P: undead	green eggnog (0)	green hamhock (0)	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants (0)	Ghost Pinching Quarterly (0)	The Snitch's Manifesto (0)
The Thorax	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 9500 P: beast	furious stone (100)
The Whole Kingdom	HP: 10000000 Def: 1 Atk: 1 Phys: 100 P: object
Three Skeleton Invaders	HP: 80 Def: 72 Atk: 80 Init: 50	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)	bone chips (10)
Thug 1 and Thug 2	BOSS Atk: 150 Def: 135 HP: 1000 P: demihuman	jealousy stone (100)
Timmy Tofurkey	Atk: 40 Def: 45 HP: 90 P: demihuman	sun-dried tofu (0)
Timmy Tofurkey Cast Member	HP: 110 Def: 63 Atk: 60 P: humanoid	sun-dried tofu (0)
Tipsy Pirate	Atk: 80 Def: 72 HP: 70 Meat: 36-54 P: pirate	bottle of rum (20)	bottle of rum (15)	cocktail napkin (10)	rum barrel charrrm (5)	tip jar (5)
Toilet Papergeist	Atk: 88 Def: 90 HP: 105 ED: spooky P: undead	cardboard wakizashi (5)	roll of toilet paper (50)
Toilet-papered Tree	HP: 0 P: plant	mummy costume (20)	petrified wood (5)	spooky bark (10)	spooky sap (5)
Tomb Asp	Atk: 170 Def: 145 HP: 155 Meat: 80-120 "Really Quite Poisoned" P: beast	unidentified jerky (13)	charming flute (7)
Tomb Bat	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 180 Meat: 40-60 P: beast	leathery bat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (10)	mummy wrapping (20)
Tomb Rat	Atk: 161 Def: 148 HP: 175 Meat: 60-90 P: beast	tomb ratchet (c20)	leathery rat skin (30)	unidentified jerky (12)
Tomb Rat King	BOSS Atk: [350] Def: [315] HP: [300] Meat: 120-180 P: beast	tomb ratchet (c20)	tomb ratchet (c20)	tomb ratchet (c20)	leathery rat skin (0)	leathery rat skin (0)	leathery rat skin (0)	unidentified jerky (0)	unidentified jerky (0)	unidentified jerky (0)
Tomb Servant	Atk: 160 Def: 153 HP: 185 Meat: 40-60 E: spooky P: undead	canopic jar (30)	ancient protein powder (15)	mummy wrapping (20)	unidentified jerky (12)
Tonic Water Elemental	Atk: 18 Def: 16 HP: 14 Meat: 17-20 P: elemental
Toothy Pirate	Atk: 83 Def: 76 HP: 75 Meat: 36-54 P: pirate	bottle of rum (20)	cocktail napkin (10)
Toothy Sklelton	Atk: 57 Def: 52 HP: 50 E: spooky P: undead	loose teeth (20)	loose teeth (20)	skeleton bone (20)	bone flute (10)	evil eye (20)
Topiary Golem	Atk: 235 Def: 211 HP: 220 P: plant	hedge maze puzzle (60)
Totally Trashed Orquette	Atk: 48 Def: 54 HP: 90 E: sleaze P: orc	orquette's phone number (c100)
Towering Construct	Atk: 350 Def: 360 HP: 450 P: object	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) (1)	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) (1)
Toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon		evil googly eye (10)	spooky felt (10)	spooky length of string (10)	spooky stuffing (10)	spooky toy wheel (10)	spooky wooden block (10)
Tribal Goblin	Atk: 60 Def: 45 HP: 60 P: goblin	goblin autoblowgun (0)	goblin hunting spear (0)	shiny tribal beads (0)
Triffid	Atk: 5 Def: 4 HP: 6 P: plant	moxie weed (30)	spooky stick (30)	triffid bark (b0)
Troll Twins	Atk: 94 Def: 82 HP: 98 P: humanoid	incredible pizza (0)	troll britches (0)
Trollipop	HP: 0	grape troll doll (0)	cinnamon troll doll (0)	blue raspberry troll doll (0)
Trophyfish	Atk: 5000 Def: 4500 HP: 15000 Phys: 25 P: fish
Trouser Snake	Atk: 153 Def: 137 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	line (30)	line (30)
Tumbleweed	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 10
Turtle trapper	Atk: 95 Def: 85 HP: 120 P: humanoid
Twig and Berries	Atk: 152 Def: 136 HP: 150 E: sleaze P: constellation	line (30)	star (30)	star (30)
Two Skeleton Invaders	HP: 30 Def: 27 Atk: 30 Init: 50	bone chips (30)	bone chips (20)
Tyrannosaurus Tex	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Uncle Hobo	HP: 15000 Def: 450 Atk: 500 Phys: 100	Uncle Crimbo's Rations (100)	chocolate cigar (0)	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants (0)	Uncle Hobo's epic beard (0)	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap (0)	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves (f30)	Uncle Hobo's highest bough (f30)	Uncle Hobo's belt (f30)
Undead Elbow Macaroni	Atk: 1 Def: 1 HP: 1 E: spooky Meat: 4-6 P: undead	magicalness-in-a-can (25)	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments (c0)
Undercover Penguin	P: penguin	cardboard elf ear (c100)	Crimbuck (0)	passable elf mask (0)
Underworld Tree	HP: 0	Underworld acorn (100)	Underworld trunk (100)
Unearthed Monstrosity	BOSS HP: 500 Def: 180 Atk: 200 P: horror	Ellsbury's skull (100)	Ellsbury's journal (100)
Unemployed Knob Goblin	Atk: 6 Def: 5 HP: 5 P: goblin	beer lens (c25)
Unholy Diver	Atk: 700 Def: 540 HP: 1000 Meat: 200-300 P: horror	glowing syringe (c4)	rusty broken diving helmet (n3)	rusty porthole (n2)	rusty rivet (n10)	rusty rivet (n10)	rusty rivet (n2)	rusty rivet (n1)
Upgraded Ram	Atk: 106 Def: 93 HP: 95 Meat: 83-118 ED: cold P: beast	ram horns (5)	ram stick (5)	Ram's Face Lager (30)
Uppercase Q	Atk: 61 Def: 51 HP: 81 P: humanoid	left parenthesis (40)	right parenthesis (10)	dollar sign (p20)
Urchin Urchin	Atk: 400 Def: 315 HP: 600 P: fish	mermaid's purse (0)	bazookafish bubblegum (0)	underwater slingshot (0)
Vampire Bat	Atk: 17 Def: 14 HP: 10 Meat: 34-54 P: beast	bat wing (15)	batgut (15)	sonar-in-a-biscuit (10)
Vampire Clam	Atk: 19 Def: 17 HP: 14 P: undead	vampire pearl (p35)
Vampire Duck	Atk: 175 Def: 153 HP: 190 Meat: 131-165 E: spooky P: beast	frightful feather (10)	duct tape (5)	vampire glitter (c0)
Vanya's Creature	BOSS Atk: 1000 Def: 900 HP: 3000 Meat: 1200-1800 Phys: 50 E: spooky P: object	pixel orb (n100)
Vegetable Gremlin	Atk: 168 Def: 154 HP: 170 Meat: 40-60 P: demihuman	gremlin juice (3)	molybdenum screwdriver (c0)
Vendor Slime	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 160 P: slime	vial of red slime (f66)
Vengeful Turtle Spectre	Atk: 21 Def: 18 HP: 18 P: undead	a creased paper strip (30)	a crinkled paper strip (30)	a crumpled paper strip (30)	a folded paper strip (30)	a ragged paper strip (30)	a ripped paper strip (30)	a rumpled paper strip (30)	a torn paper strip (30)
Vicious Easel	Atk: 99999 Def: 89999 HP: [99999]
Vicious Gnauga	Atk: 45 Def: 36 HP: 40 P: beast	gnauga hide (10)
Victor the Insult Comic Hellhound	BOSS Atk: 70 Def: 63 HP: 70 Init: 50 P: demon	Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet (100)
Vine Gar	BOSS HP: 180 Def: 176 Atk: 196 P: beast	vinegar (50)	vinegar (20)
Violent Fungus	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 25 P: plant	memory of some delicious amino acids (30)	memory of some delicious amino acids (30)
W Imp	Atk: 40 Def: 36 HP: 40 E: hot Meat: 24-36 P: demon	Imp Ale (30)	ruby W (30)	wussiness potion (30)	infernal fife (10)
Wacky Pirate	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 Meat: 64-96 P: pirate	cannonball charrrm (10)	yohohoyo (5)
War Frat 110th Infantryman	Atk: 172 Def: 154 HP: 185 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (10)	distressed denim pants (10)	giant foam finger (10)	keg shield (6)
War Frat 151st Captain	Atk: 180 Def: 166 HP: 205 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (9)	beer helmet (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (4)	distressed denim pants (5)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (2)	perforated battle paddle (15)	red class ring (31)
War Frat 151st Infantryman	Atk: 170 Def: 157 HP: 185 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (12)	distressed denim pants (9)	keg shield (5)	perforated battle paddle (10)
War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman	Atk: 175 Def: 153 HP: 185 E: sleaze Meat: 80-120 P: orc	beer bomb (5)	beer helmet (10)	bejeweled pledge pin (10)	bottle opener belt buckle (10)	distressed denim pants (9)	keg shield (5)	perforated battle paddle (9)
War Frat Elite 110th Captain	Atk: 190 Def: 171 HP: 215 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (9)	beer helmet (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (5)	distressed denim pants (4)	giant foam finger (14)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (3)	red class ring (29)
War Frat Elite 500th Captain	Atk: 185 Def: 171 HP: 210 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (10)	beer helmet (4)	bejeweled pledge pin (4)	distressed denim pants (6)	keg shield (5)	PADL Phone (2)	perforated battle paddle (14)	red class ring (31)
War Frat Elite Wartender	Atk: 195 Def: 166 HP: 220 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (20)	beer bomb (10)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	blue class ring (31)	kick-ass kicks (2)	molotov cocktail cocktail (0)	PADL Phone (3)	sake bomb (25)	sake bomb (13)	tequila grenade (0)
War Frat Grill Sergeant	Atk: 190 Def: 148 HP: 100 E: sleaze P: orc	Frat Army FGF (5)	kick-ass kicks (10)	Monstar energy beverage (20)	PADL Phone (3)	war tongs (17)
War Frat Kegrider	Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 300 E: sleaze Phys: 25 P: orc	beer bong (5)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	furniture dolly (15)	PADL Phone (5)
War Frat Mobile Grill Unit	Atk: 180 Def: 162 HP: 190 E: sleaze P: orc	beer helmet (2)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (2)	Frat Army FGF (5)	PADL Phone (11)	sausage bomb (41)	shiny hood ornament (25)	white class ring (31)
War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant	Atk: 210 Def: 153 HP: 120 E: sleaze P: orc	asbestos apron (c0)	Frat Army FGF (20)	kick-ass kicks (15)	Monstar energy beverage (31)	PADL Phone (4)	war tongs (19)
War Frat Streaker	Atk: 220 Def: 198 HP: 350 Meat: 400-418 E: sleaze P: orc	white class ring (0)	tube sock (100)	distressed denim pants (0)	beer helmet (0)	kick-ass kicks (0)
War Frat Wartender	Atk: 185 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: sleaze P: orc	beer bomb (14)	beer bomb (7)	beer helmet (1)	bejeweled pledge pin (1)	distressed denim pants (1)	kick-ass kicks (3)	molotov cocktail cocktail (0)	PADL Phone (2)	red class ring (30)	sake bomb (22)	sake bomb (22)	tequila grenade (0)
War Hippy (Space) Cadet	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 180 E: stench P: hippy	round purple sunglasses (5)	reinforced beaded headband (5)	bullet-proof corduroys (5)
War Hippy Airborne Commander	Atk: 195 Def: 166 HP: 220 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (3)	ferret bait (22)	ferret bait (16)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	purple clay bead (31)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	water pipe bomb (18)	water pipe bomb (10)	exploding hacky-sack (0)	patchouli oil bomb (0)
War Hippy Baker	Atk: 175 Def: 153 HP: 185 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (8)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (11)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	round purple sunglasses (10)	water pipe bomb (20)	wicker shield (5)
War Hippy Dread Squad	Atk: 170 Def: 153 HP: 300 E: stench Phys: 25 P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (2)	communications windchimes (3)	didgeridooka (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (2)	round purple sunglasses (2)	tube of dread wax (15)
War Hippy Drill Sergeant	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: stench P: hippy	round purple sunglasses (10)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	bullet-proof corduroys (10)
War Hippy Elder Shaman	Atk: 210 Def: 153 HP: 120 E: stench P: hippy	carbonated soy milk (30)	communications windchimes (3)	flowing hippy skirt (5)	funky dried mushroom (20)	Gaia beads (19)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (14)
War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner	Atk: 190 Def: 184 HP: 230 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (4)	fire poi (30)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)
War Hippy Elite Rigger	Atk: 190 Def: 171 HP: 215 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (5)	communications windchimes (3)	lead pipe (17)	pink clay bead (29)	reinforced beaded headband (5)	round purple sunglasses (5)	wicker shield (4)	water pipe bomb (10)
War Hippy F.R.O.G.	Atk: 180 Def: 166 HP: 205 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (6)	communications windchimes (2)	lead pipe (17)	pink clay bead (31)	reinforced beaded headband (6)	round purple sunglasses (6)	wicker shield (6)	water pipe bomb (10)
War Hippy Fire Spinner	Atk: 180 Def: 175 HP: 210 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (3)	fire poi (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (1)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)
War Hippy Green Gourmet	Atk: 185 Def: 171 HP: 210 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (5)	communications windchimes (3)	Hippy Army MPE (52)	lead pipe (13)	reinforced beaded headband (6)	round purple sunglasses (4)	water pipe bomb (38)	wicker shield (6)	pink clay bead (29)
War Hippy Homeopath	Atk: 170 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: stench P: hippy	communications windchimes (3)	filthy poultice (15)	hippy medical kit (18)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	natural fennel soda (10)
War Hippy Infantryman	Atk: 170 Def: 157 HP: 185 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (10)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (11)	reinforced beaded headband (11)	round purple sunglasses (10)	wicker shield (6)	water pipe bomb (5)
War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath	Atk: 180 Def: 166 HP: 220 Atk: 180 E: stench P: hippy	communications windchimes (3)	filthy poultice (20)	hippy medical kit (32)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	natural fennel soda (27)
War Hippy Rigger	Atk: 172 Def: 154 HP: 185 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (10)	hippy protest button (10)	lead pipe (10)	reinforced beaded headband (10)	round purple sunglasses (10)	water pipe bomb (5)	wicker shield (5)
War Hippy Shaman	Atk: 190 Def: 148 HP: 100 E: stench P: hippy	carbonated soy milk (20)	communications windchimes (3)	funky dried mushroom (15)	Gaia beads (15)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (10)
War Hippy Sky Captain	Atk: 185 Def: 157 HP: 200 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (2)	exploding hacky-sack (0)	ferret bait (20)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	patchouli oil bomb (0)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	water pipe bomb (14)	water pipe bomb (7)	pink clay bead (32)
War Hippy Spy	Atk: 165 Def: 153 HP: 180 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (30)	reinforced beaded headband (30)	round purple sunglasses (30)
War Hippy Windtalker	Atk: 185 Def: 162 HP: 200 E: stench P: hippy	bullet-proof corduroys (1)	communications windchimes (18)	communications windchimes (18)	communications windchimes (18)	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (2)	reinforced beaded headband (1)	round purple sunglasses (1)	green clay bead (30)
War Pledge	Atk: 165 Def: 148 HP: 180 E: sleaze P: orc	distressed denim pants (5)	bejeweled pledge pin (5)	beer helmet (5)
Warehouse worker	Atk: 160 Def: 144 HP: 210 P: humanoid	crowbar (0)
Warty Pirate	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 Meat: 64-96 P: pirate	copper ha'penny charrrm (10)	fish-liver oil (30)	vinegar-soaked lemon slice (30)
Warwelf	Atk: 4 Def: 2 HP: 2 Meat: 10-14 P: humanoid
Water Spider	Atk: 130 Def: 117 HP: 150 P: bug	wet venom duct (0)
Wealthy Pirate	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 Meat: 160-240 P: pirate	booty chest charrrm (10)	solid gold pegleg (5)	fat wallet (p10)
Weapons-assembly Elfborg		iGoogly (10)	LED block (10)	nanofiber cloth (10)	synthetic stuffing (10)	theoretical string (10)	toy hoverpad (10)
Werecougar	HP: 6 Def: 7 Atk: 8 P: humanoid	margarita (10)	sangria (10)	strawberry daiquiri (10)	tequila with training wheels (10)
Weremoose	Atk: 63 Def: 56 HP: 53 Meat: 52-78 P: beast	weremoose spit (0)
Weretaco	Atk: 16 Def: 14 HP: 8 Meat: 26-41 P: beast	taco shell (30)	uncooked chorizo (30)	wilted lettuce (b0)
Whatsian Commando Ghost	Atk: 78 Def: 62 HP: 40 Phys: 100	A-Boo clue (0)	T.U.R.D.S. Key (0)	Whatsian Ionic Pliers (0)
Whiny Pirate	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 Meat: 64-96 P: pirate	bilge wine (30)
White Chocolate Golem	Atk: 37 Def: 32 HP: 21 P: object	white chocolate chips (50)	mother's secret recipe (p3)
White Lion	Atk: 36 Def: 31 HP: 21 Meat: 24-36 P: beast	catgut (15)	lion oil (n20)
Whitesnake	Atk: 35 Def: 30 HP: 21 Meat: 8-13 "A Little Bit Poisoned" P: beast	white snake skin (30)	bird rib (n20)
Wire-Crossin' Elf		elf resistance button (100)	handful of wires (c100)	live wire (0)
Witty Pirate	Atk: 120 Def: 108 HP: 110 Meat: 64-96 P: pirate	witty rapier (10)	silver tongue charrrm (10)
Wolfman	Atk: 3 Def: 2 HP: 2 Meat: 10-13 P: humanoid
Writing Desk	Atk: 53 Def: 51 HP: 62 P: object	disintegrating quill pen (15)	inkwell (30)	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy (30)
Wumpus	Atk: 66 Def: 59 HP: 66 P: beast	memory of a glowing crystal (c0)	wumpus hair (n100)
XXX pr0n	Atk: 75 Def: 67 HP: 68 Meat: 24-36 P: beast	f3d0r4 (15)	lowercase N (30)	pr0n legs (40)
Yakisoba the Executioner	Atk: 115 Def: 103 HP: 150 P: humanoid	secret tropical island volcano lair map (100)	Yakisoba's hat (100)	macaroni duck (100)
Yeast Beast	Atk: 17 Def: 15 HP: 8 EA: sleaze P: object	wad of dough (50)	wad of dough (50)
Your Shadow	Atk: [150] Def: [89999] HP: [395] Init: 150 Exp: 200
Zim Merman	Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 280 Meat: 209-325 E: stench	Lockenstock&trade; sandals (0)	Zim Merman's guitar (100)	green clay bead (0)
Zmobie	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 11 E: spooky Meat: 29-43 P: undead	cranberries (20)	loose teeth (50)
Zobmie	Atk: 19 Def: 17 HP: 10 E: spooky Meat: 28-40 P: undead	cranberries (20)	cranberries (20)
Zol	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 15 P: slime	green pixel (70)	green pixel (70)	green pixel (70)
Zombie Chef	Atk: 5 Def: 4 HP: 4 Meat: 6-8 P: undead	bottle of cooking sherry (30)	chef's hat (5)	fricasseed brains (20)	stale baguette (30)
Zombie Duck	Atk: 171 Def: 158 HP: 190 Meat: 127-174 E: spooky P: beast	duct tape (5)	frightful feather (10)
Zombie Waltzers	Atk: 110 Def: 99 HP: 120 Meat: 80-120 E: spooky P: undead	ballroom blintz (15)	dance card (15)
Zombo	BOSS HP: 10000 Def: 450 Atk: 500 E: spooky P: undead	Prelude of Precision (0)	voodoo snuff (0)	Zombo's grievous greaves (0)	Zombo's shield (0)	Zombo's skullcap (0)	Zombo's empty eye (f20)	Zombo's shoulder blade (f20)	Zombo's skull ring (f20)

# Talk Like a Pirate Day
Ambulatory Pirate	Atk: 0 Def: 0 HP: 0
Migratory Pirate	Atk: 0 Def: 0 HP: 0
Peripatetic Pirate	Atk: 0 Def: 0 HP: 0

# Bees Hate You
Beebee Gunners	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)
Moneybee	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)
Mumblebee	HP: [ceil((MUS+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)

Beebee Queue	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Bee Swarm	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Buzzerker	HP: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+20+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+20+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)

Beebee King	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*15/28)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/7)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/7)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Bee Thoven	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)
Queen Bee	HP: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*.625)] Def: [ceil((MUS+40+ML)*5/6)] Atk: [ceil((MOX+40+ML)*5/6)]	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)	handful of honey (0)

# Way of the Stunning Fist
Wu Tang the Betrayer	HP: 500 Def: 130 Atk: 145	forged identification documents (100)	can of black paint (100)	black cherry soda (0)	black cherry soda (0)	black cherry soda (0)

# Avatar of Boris

# Bugbear Invasion

Scavenger Bugbear	Atk: 5 Def: 4 HP: 5 P: beast	BURT (100)
Creepy Eye-Stalk Tentacle Monster	Atk: 8 Def: 5 HP: 6 P: horror	handful of juicy garbage (0)
Grouchy Furry Monster	Atk: 6 Def: 6 HP: 8 P: beast	handful of juicy garbage (0)

Hypodermic Bugbear	Atk: 8 Def: 7 HP: 8 P: beast	BURT (100)
Anesthesiologist Bugbear	Atk: 12 Def: 7 HP: 10 P: beast	BURT (100)
Bugbear Robo-Surgeon	Atk: 15 Def: 22 HP: 20 P: object

Batbugbear	Atk: 25 Def: 22 HP: 25 P: beast	BURT (100)

Bugbear Scientist	Atk: 45 Def: 40 HP: 50 P: beast	BURT (100)
Spiderbugbear	Atk: 55 Def: 49 HP: 50 P: beast	quantum nanopolymer spider web (0)

Bugaboo	Atk: 60 Def: 54 HP: 70 P: undead	BURT (100)
Bugbear Mortician	Atk: 65 Def: 76 HP: 60 P: beast	bugbear autopsy tweezers (100)

Black Ops Bugbear	Atk: 90 Def: 81 HP: 100 P: beast	BURT (100)

Battlesuit Bugbear Type	Atk: 125 Def: 112 HP: 150 P: beast	BURT (100)
Bugbear Drone	Atk: 135 Def: 121 HP: 150 P: object	drone self-destruct chip (0)
Liquid Metal Bugbear	Atk: 140 Def: 162 HP: 175 P: object

Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	Atk: 140 Def: 126 HP: 150 P: beast	BURT (100)
N-space Virtual Assistant	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 180 P: object

Trendy Bugbear Chef	Atk: 200 Def: 180 HP: 250 P: beast	BURT (100)
Angry Cavebugbear	Atk: 220 Def: 211 HP: 300 P: beast

Bugbear Captain	BOSS Atk: 280 Def: 288 HP: 1337

# Zombie Slayer
Norville Rogers	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 15	hunter brain (100n)
Peacannon	Atk: 16 Def: 15 HP: 22	hunter brain (100n)
Scott the Miner	Atk: 23 Def: 22 HP: 30	hunter brain (100n)
Father McGruber	Atk: 31 Def: 30 HP: 40	hunter brain (100n)
Herman East, Relivinator	Atk: 39 Def: 39 HP: 52	hunter brain (100n)
Angry Space Marine	Atk: 50 Def: 50 HP: 65	hunter brain (100n)
Deputy Nick Soames & Earl	Atk: 64 Def: 63 HP: 83	hunter brain (100n)
Father Nikolai Ravonovich	Atk: 81 Def: 81 HP: 98	hunter brain (100n)
Charity the Zombie Hunter	Atk: 100 Def: 99 HP: 121	hunter brain (100n)
Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan	Atk: 121 Def: 123 HP: 140	hunter brain (100n)
Hank North, Photojournalist	Atk: 144 Def: 148 HP: 180	hunter brain (100n)
Rag-tag band of survivors	Atk: 169 Def: 171 HP: 223	hunter brain (100n)
The Free Man	Atk: 230 Def: 234 HP: 360	hunter brain (100n)
Wesley J. "Wes" Campbell	Atk: 197 Def: 207 HP: 280	hunter brain (100n)
Zombie-huntin' feller	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 15	hunter brain (100n)

# Spaaace
Alielf	HP: [min(460,MUS+10+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(460,MUS+10+ML)] Atk: [min(460,MOX+10+ML)] P: horror	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Cat-Alien	HP: [min(450,MUS+8+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(450,MUS+8+ML)] Atk: [min(450,MOX+8+ML)] P: horror	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Dog-Alien	HP: [min(450,MUS+8+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(450,MUS+8+ML)] Atk: [min(450,MOX+8+ML)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Dogcat	HP: [min(450,MUS+10+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(450,MUS+10+ML)] Atk: [min(450,MOX+10+ML)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Ferrelf	HP: [min(440,MUS+7+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(440,MUS+7+ML)] Atk: [min(440,MOX+7+ML)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Grizzled Survivor	HP: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(310,MOX+ML+5)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II (15)
Hamsterpus	HP: [min(430,MUS+5+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(430,MUS+5+ML)] Atk: [min(430,MOX+5+ML)] P: horror	elven medi-pack (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Overarmed Survivor	HP: [min(320,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(320,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(320,MOX+ML+5)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V (15)
Primitive Survivor	HP: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(310,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(310,MOX+ML+5)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI (15)
Unhinged Survivor	HP: [min(300,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(300,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+ML+5)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I (15)
Unlikely Survivor	HP: [min(300,MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(300,MUS+ML)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+ML)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV (15)
Whiny Survivor	HP: [min(290,MUS+ML-5)*0.75] Def: [min(290,MUS+ML-5)] Atk: [min(290,MOX+ML-5)] P: humanoid	elven hardtack (25)	elven squeeze (25)	Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime (10)	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III (15)

Alien Hamsterpus	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+1)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+1)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+1)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Mutated Alielephant	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+10)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+10)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+10)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)
Mutated Alielf	HP: [min(5000,MUS+ML+5)*0.75] Def: [min(5000,MUS+ML+5)] Atk: [min(5000,MOX+ML+5)] P: horror	elven magi-pack (25)	elven medi-pack (25)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)	lunar isotope (0)

# Bad Trip
Swarm of Country Bats	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: beast	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Casey Kasem)	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: strange Image: kasemhead.gif	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Grand Moff Tarkin)	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: strange Image: tarkinhead.gif	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Trippy Floating Head (Mona Lisa)	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: strange Image: monahead.gif	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Zombie Baby	Atk: 20 Def: 18 HP: 20 P: undead	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Mediocre Trip
Best Carpet Ever	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 P: strange	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Feeling That You're Being Watched	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 P: strange	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Really Interesting Wallpaper	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 EA: spooky P: strange	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Urge to Stare at Your Hands	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 P: strange	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Visible Music	Atk: 53 Def: 47 HP: 50 P: strange	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Great Trip
Angels of Avalon	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 P: strange	blue-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Bustle in the Hedgerow	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 P: strange	green-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Elders of the Gentle Race	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 EA: sleaze P: strange	purple-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Gathering of Angels?	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 EA: sleaze P: strange	orange-frosted astral cupcake (15)
Higher Plane Serpents	Atk: 145 Def: 130 HP: 150 P: strange	pink-frosted astral cupcake (15)

# Mouldering Mansion
Bellhop	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	bellhop bell (20)
Black Cat	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: beast	bottle of black cat tonic (20)
Ourang-Outang	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: beast	library card (20)
Raven	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: beast	shot of nepenthe schnapps (20)
Usher	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	patent antipsychotics (20)

# Rogue Windmill
Can-can Dancer	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	can-can-in-a-can (20)
Courtesan	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	bottle of realpagne (20)
Master of Ceremonies	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	escargotsicle (20)
Sensitive Poet-type	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	sensitive poetry journal (20)
Voyeuristic Artist	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	Bohemian rhapsody (20)

# Stately Pleasure Dome
Ancient Mariner	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	Mariner's Friend cough drops (20)
Angry Poet	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	honey-dew (10)	white Xanadian (0)
Kubla Khan	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid
Roller-skating Muse	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: humanoid	bottled inspiration (20)
Toothless Mastiff Bitch	HP: [min(100,0.8*(min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD))+(ML-MCD)*0.75] Def: [min(125,MUS)+ML-MCD] Atk: [min(125,MOX*1.1)+ML-MCD] P: beast	disintegrating spiky collar (20)

# Mt. Molehill
Digital Underground Dweller	HP: [(min(200,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: demihuman
Dwarvish Gnome	HP: [(min(200,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: demihuman
Spelunking Astronaut	HP: [(min(200,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: humanoid
Velvet Underground Dweller	HP: [(min(200,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: demihuman
Weather Underground Dweller	HP: [(min(200,MOX)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: demihuman

#The Clumsiness Grove
Sorrowful Hickory	HP: 0 P: plant	clumsiness bark (0)	cup of hickory chicory (0)
Suffering Juniper	HP: 0 P: plant	berries of suffering (0)	clumsiness bark (0)
Tormented Baobab	HP: 0 P: plant	baobab sap (0)	clumsiness bark (0)
Whimpering Willow	HP: 0 P: plant	clumsiness bark (0)	clumsiness bark (0)	whimpering willow bark (0)
Woeful Magnolia	HP: 0 P: plant	clumsiness bark (0)	clumsiness bark (0)	magnolia blossom (0)

#The Maelstrom of Lovers
Bettie Barulio	HP: 0 P: undead	Barulio's bottle (0)	jar full of wind (0)	jar full of wind (0)
Marvin J. Sunny	HP: 0 P: undead	jar full of wind (0)	Marvin's marvelous pill (0)
Mortimer Strauss	HP: 0 P: undead	jar full of wind (0)	jar full of wind (0)	Mortimer's nostrum (0)
Wonderful Winifred Wongle	HP: 0 P: undead	jar full of wind (0)	jar full of wind (0)	Winifred's whistle (0)

#The Glacier of Jerks
Brock "Rocky" Flox	HP: 0 P: humanoid	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	pink-belly slapper (0)
Dolores D. Smiley	HP: 0 P: humanoid	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	desktop zen garden (0)
Hugo Von Douchington	HP: 0 P: humanoid	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	half-empty carton of milk (0)
Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr	HP: 0 P: humanoid	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	Vivian's Vitamin (0)
Wacky Zack Flacky	HP: 0 P: humanoid	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	dangerous jerkcicle (0)	glass of warm water (0)

# Feast of Boris
Candied Yam Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3] P: object	yam candy (c100)	candied yams (c100)
Malevolent Tofurkey	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3] P: beast	tofurkey nugget (c100)	packet of tofurkey gravy (c100)	tofurkey gravy (c100)	tofurkey leg (c100)
Possessed Can of Cranberry Sauce	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3] P: undead	tube of cranberry Go-Goo (c100)	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce (c100)	shredded can label (b100)
Stuffing Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3] P: object	single-serving herbal stuffing (c100)	herbal stuffing (c100)

# The Red Queen's Garden
Beelephant	HP: [(min(200,MUS)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: beast	bucket of honey (20)	elephant stinger (0)	reflection of a map (c10)
Tiger-Lily	HP: [(min(200,MUS)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: plant	eye of the Tiger-lily (0)	Tiger-lily's milk (20)	reflection of a map (c10)
Snapdragon	HP: [(min(200,MUS)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: plant	dragon snaps (20)	snapdragon pistil (0)	reflection of a map (c10)
Wasp in a Wig	HP: [(min(200,MUS)+ML)*0.75] Def: [min(200,MUS)+ML] Atk: [min(200,MOX)+ML] P: bug	powdered donut (20)	powdered wig (0)	reflection of a map (c10)

# April Fool's Day
CDMoyer's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Red Pill (100)
Hotstuff's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	obnoxious riddle (100)
Jick's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	handful of numbers (100)
Mr. Skullhead's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Lars the Cyberian (100)
Multi Czar's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	Atomic Comic (100)
Riff's Butt	HP: 52 Def: 76 Atk: 69	intriguing puzzle box (100)

# Drunksgiving
Hammered Yam Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	marshmallow flamb&eacute; (c100)
Inebriated Tofurkey	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	soy cordial (c100)
Plastered Can of Cranberry Sauce	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	cranberry schnapps (c100)	shredded can label (b100)
Soused Stuffing Golem	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	breaded beer (c100)

# El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos
Novia Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	red-headed corpse (c100)	corpse on the beach (c100)
Novio Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	kamicorpse-ee (c100)	corpsedriver (c100)
Padre Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	purple corpsel (c100)	corpsetini (c100)
Persona Inocente Cad&aacute;ver	HP: [0.75*HP] Def: [MUS-3] Atk: [MOX-3]	corpsebite (c100)	Corpse Island iced tea (c100)

# Infernal Seals
broodling seal	Atk: 80 Def: 90 HP: 100 P: demon	severed flipper (35)
Centurion of Sparky	Atk: 150 Def: 180 HP: 200 P: horror	ingot of seal-iron (35)
hermetic seal	Atk: 110 Def: 180 HP: 150 P: demon	powdered sealbone (100)
heat seal	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: demon	Abyssal ember (5)	sizzling seal fat (35)
navy seal	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: demon	frost-rimed seal hide (35)	frozen seal spine (5)
Servant of Grodstank	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: horror	fustulent seal grulch (35)	infernal toilet brush (5)
shadow of Black Bubbles	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: horror	scrap of shadow (35)	shadowy seal eye (5)
Spawn of Wally	Atk: 10 Def: 9 HP: 15 P: horror	tainted seal's blood (100)
watertight seal	Atk: 350 Def: 315 HP: 400 P: demon	hyperinflated seal lung (100)
wet seal	Atk: 175 Def: 157 HP: 200 P: demon	mannequin leg (5)	seal lube (35)

# Hipster associates
angry bassist	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid	ironic knit cap (c10)
blue-haired girl	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid	ironic oversized sunglasses (c10)
evil ex-girlfriend	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid	ironic battle spoon (c10)
peeved roommate	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid	mole skin notebook (c10)
random scenester	HP: [(MUS+ML)*0.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid	ironic jogging shorts (c10)

# Unknown new content
Crys-Rock	HP: [min(240,HP*2/3)] Def: [min(300,MUS+10)] Atk: [min(300,MOX+10)] Phys: 50	crystallized memory (100)	control crystal (100)	floaty inverse geode (100)
clod hopper	Atk: 100 Def: 90 HP: 150 P: beast	floaty sand (15)	floaty sand (15)	floaty sand (15)
rock homunculus	HP: 42 Def: 27 Atk: 30	floaty sand (20)	floaty sand (20)
rock snake	HP: 15 Def: 9 Atk: 10	floaty sand (25)
rockfish	Atk: 300 Def: 270 HP: 400 P: fish	rockfish stomach (100)

# Under the effect of Temporary Blindness
The Darkness (blind)	HP: 0

# Dolphin whistle
rotten dolphin thief	Atk: 400 Def: 360 HP: 600 P: fish

# Portable photocopier
Somebody else's butt	HP: [1000] Def: [1000] Atk: [1000] P: humanoid
Your butt	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] P: humanoid

# CRIMBCO cubicles
Disorganized Files	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Endless Conference Call	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Hideous Slide Show	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Your Overflowing Inbox	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Tedious Spreadsheet	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Unoptimized Database	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Book Of Faces	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Chatty Coworker	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Tome Of Tropes	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
Totally Malicious 'Zine	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Water Cooler	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)	CRIMBCO scrip (n100)
The Best Game Ever	HP: [(MUS+ML)*.75] Def: [MUS+ML] Atk: [MOX+ML] Init: 100	BGE merchandise order form (n100)

# Bigg's Diggg
reanimated bat skeleton	HP: 50 Def: 45 Atk: 50 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated serpent skeleton	HP: 100 Def: 90 Atk: 100 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated baboon skeleton	HP: 150 Def: 135 Atk: 150 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated wyrm skeleton	HP: 200 Def: 180 Atk: 200 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated demon skeleton	HP: 250 Def: 225 Atk: 250 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)
reanimated giant spider skeleton	HP: 300 Def: 270 Atk: 300 Phys: 100 P: undead	fossilized necklace (c100)

# Fernswarthy's Basement
Beast with X Ears	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 P: horror Image: earbeast.gif
Beast with X Eyes	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 100 P: horror Image: eyebeast.gif
X Stone Golem	HP: [0.85*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Phys: 50 P: object Image: stonegolem.gif
X-headed Hydra	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 P: beast Image: hydra.gif
Ghost of Fernswarthy's Grandfather	HP: [0.425*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Phys: 100 P: undead
X Bottles of Beer on a Golem	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 70 Spell: 90 P: object Image: beergolem.gif
X-dimensional Horror	HP: [1.7*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Def: [ceil(0.9*(2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML))] Atk: [2*ceil(BL^1.4)+ML] Init: 0 Phys: 90 P: horror Image: dimhorror.gif

# Fires
Servant Of Lord Flameface	HP: 0

# Crimbo 2012
sign-twirling Crimbo elf	HP: [max(1,ML)] Atk: [ML] Def: [ML]	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Chillacious Churro (0)	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier (0)
tacobuilding elf	HP: [max(1,ML)] Atk: [ML] Def: [ML]	Taco Dan's Taco Stand's Chimichangarita (0)	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco (0)	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier (0)
taco-clad Crimbo elf	HP: [max(1,ML)] Atk: [ML] Def: [ML]	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco (0)